[ＸＤ] 寵物名字不能亂取

看板joke作者 (Allies)時間7年前 (2016/09/12 21:11), 編輯推噓111(118推 7噓 16→)
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原po最近剛成為貓爸， 於是替我的小貓取了一個我愛吃的食物名 "魚丸" 因為中秋要回南部老家，貓就請朋友先代為照顧。 他也知道我把貓取名叫做魚丸 結果... https://imgur.com/czfOOg4
結論就是名字真的不要亂取～ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.140.208.203 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1473685884.A.EC2.html
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至少牠不會撕裂你的木製家具
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XD
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人家不知道是綽號
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我家之前養的土狗叫做 罵掌(肉粽) 有一次牠跑出門外 我找不
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到他 就在巷子大叫牠的名字 結果有阿桑拿著碗出來以為我是
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賣燒肉粽的
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我喜歡吃肉丸ww
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咦 泰瑞勒？
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我養一隻狗叫"去睡覺"，每天早上都叫他快起床"去睡覺"
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推可憐要被冰的魚丸www
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4F超好笑
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賣罵藏XDD
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4樓比較好笑XDD超有畫面XDDDDDD
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四樓哈哈
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4樓XDDD
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4F所以最後狗哩?
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4樓XDDD
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對啊四樓狗咧，我很怕他被外勞作成真正的肉粽
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4樓XDDDDDD
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三天後安全回家 至於幾個月後附近的流浪狗都生出小罵掌又是
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另一個故事了
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4樓XDDDDDDDD
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幸虧不是叫小陀螺
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學妹 那裡不行 不能舔
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我學姐也叫魚丸XDD
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4樓哈哈哈哈哈哈
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感覺比較像笨版文
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哈哈哈
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4F
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4樓XDD
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沒有魚丸 沒有粗麵
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4f超有畫面
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4樓超有畫面XDD
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哈哈哈哈
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超白癡阿哈哈哈
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噓
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????????????????????
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找我？
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推個四樓
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噓
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錯版？？？
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還有 62 則推文
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4F可以PO笨版XD
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罵掌XDDDDDD
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因為方圓數公里內只有我家罵掌是虎班土狗 牠出門玩過後 半年
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內出生的小狗大半都是虎班的 哈哈
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4樓其實蠻好笑的。哈哈
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各種寵(食)物名稱
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四樓比較好笑，哈哈
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四樓贏了
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四樓害我在火車上肩膀抖不停
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罵掌讓我笑死了 太可愛
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原PO跟4樓都好笑XDDDDDDD
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推四樓 很有畫面
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4F神救援
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4F救了這篇
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4樓有畫面
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4樓比較好笑
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朋友好可憐 沒先講誰知道
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這樣看我家必魯(beer)可千萬別走失
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其實原文也還不錯 可是是笨版文 是說貓圖呢
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4樓XDDDD
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4樓超好笑XDDD
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4F XD
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4樓XDD
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其實原po很Q啊但是還是推4樓XDDDDDDDDD
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所以魚丸跟罵掌的圖咧
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推4樓
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4F..
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4樓有畫面XDD
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聊天室刷一波罵掌
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肉粽，=皿=
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純推4樓
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4F 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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4樓XDDD
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4樓比較好笑 有畫面XDDD
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4樓超好笑XDDD
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錯版 但有笑XD 四樓的故事又更勝一籌XDDD
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要冰？
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4樓好好笑，靠背XDDD
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XDDDD
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4樓有畫面XDD
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