[笑話] 北極熊
小明是一位動物收藏家,什麼動物都養過
唯獨北極熊沒養過
於是小明翻山越嶺,找遍全世界
拚了命也要找到北極熊
甚至差一點被大海淹沒,從山頂滑落
終於,皇天不負苦心人
小明來到了木柵動物園,找到了北極熊的賣家
賣家答應賣北極熊給小明,前提是絕對不可以摸北極熊的鼻子
有一天
小明忍不住誘惑,手抵抗不了心中的狂野
摸了北極熊的鼻子
沒想到北極熊像發了狂似的追著他
小明跑呀跑,深怕被吃掉
最後,跑到了大安森林公園
小明已氣力放盡,再也跑不動了
就躺了下來,接受北極熊的凌虐
沒想到!
北極熊碰了一下他說:「YA~換你當鬼了~」
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