[趣事] 今天下班遇到小女孩....
今天本魯宅下班後要去牽我的機車
結果一個小女孩在我背後拿根木棒在玩
她玩就算了 木棒亂戳還指著我的後背
她說...
我要把你變成世界上最帥的男人
我聽完後笑了 轉身過去
突然聽到一聲 媽媽 媽媽 我會魔法了!
事後 小女孩媽媽 向我道歉孩子的不懂事 從包包裡拿一盒切好的蘋果請我吃
看到蘋果我才想到 我從家裡帶的梨子還沒吃完 也從包包裡拿出梨子準備分享
突然蘋果說話了....
蘋果跟梨子說 我們來比賽看誰先說自己的名子就輸了
梨子就說:[來呀! ]梨子就輸了....
回到家後我洗個澡想把今天發生的事情全忘了,順便把被午後雷雨淋濕的身體沖洗乾淨
沖澡過後的浴室裡有熱氣鏡子很霧
我對鏡子說誰是世界上最帥的男人
霧氣不見後 出現的竟然是我
乾!!
小女孩的魔法成功了....
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