[ＸＤ] 清潔劑

看板joke作者時間8年前 (2016/07/06 14:35), 8年前編輯推噓45(50推 5噓 9→)
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在臉書上看到的老外留言 I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla. 有個21歲的女生要跟我做愛， 而我要付出的代價就是跟我的朋友們廣告推銷一種廁所清潔劑。 想當然的我拒絕了，因為我是一個高道德標準的人， 而且我有非常強大的自制力 就跟Ajax，超級廁所清潔劑一樣強大， 現在有柑橘跟香草版本販賣中。 --
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06/22 20:03,
關羽獨春秋根本就唬爛的 三國時代還比春秋早千年吧?
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07/06 14:40, , 1F
所以這老外處於一個有做愛與沒做愛的疊加態嗎
07/06 14:40, 1F
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07/06 14:42, , 2F
老外是口嫌體直正 看他推銷的那麼賣力
07/06 14:42, 2F
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07/06 14:52, , 3F
好笑
07/06 14:52, 3F
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07/06 14:53, , 4F
XD
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07/06 15:11, , 5F
推的挺賣力的 哈
07/06 15:11, 5F
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07/06 15:16, , 6F
幹 這不就是很爛的意思嗎
07/06 15:16, 6F
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07/06 15:16, , 7F
無聊......就跟Ajax廁所清潔劑一樣，用了之後打掃變無聊
07/06 15:16, 7F
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07/06 15:35, , 8F
因為那女的很醜
07/06 15:35, 8F
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07/06 15:39, , 9F
XDDDDDDD
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07/06 15:42, , 10F
超好笑
07/06 15:42, 10F
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07/06 15:48, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 15:49, , 12F
XD
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07/06 15:52, , 13F
好色龍是不是翻過這篇？
07/06 15:52, 13F
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07/06 16:08, , 14F
怎都沒有21歲的女孩要找我做這種事?
07/06 16:08, 14F
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07/06 16:16, , 15F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 16:27, , 16F
繞個圈說Ajax很爛
07/06 16:27, 16F
噓
07/06 16:27, , 17F
@@?
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07/06 16:57, , 18F
推銷得挺賣力的嘛XDD
07/06 16:57, 18F
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07/06 17:13, , 19F
不錯笑
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07/06 17:18, , 20F
喜歡這類的幽默
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XDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 17:28, , 22F
XDDDD
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07/06 17:40, , 23F
從內文強到簽名檔
07/06 17:40, 23F
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07/06 17:46, , 24F
XD
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07/06 17:50, , 25F
品牌名稱咧...沒說品牌名稱怎麼叫推銷
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噓
07/06 17:52, , 26F
到底嘿休下去了沒，廣告個屁。
07/06 17:52, 26F
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07/06 17:59, , 27F
內文笑了 看到一樓又笑了 薛丁格的做愛?
07/06 17:59, 27F
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07/06 18:02, , 28F
XDDDDDD
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07/06 18:20, , 29F
有笑
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07/06 19:14, , 30F
有笑有推
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07/06 19:20, , 31F
薛丁格的做愛 XDDD
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07/06 19:22, , 32F
有笑.....
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07/06 19:25, , 33F
XDD
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07/06 19:33, , 34F
薛丁格的做愛XDDDDDD
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07/06 19:48, , 35F
非原創註解
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07/06 19:53, , 36F
沒附英文的話應該不到三個推
07/06 19:53, 36F
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07/06 20:00, , 37F
哈哈
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07/06 20:08, , 38F
看謀
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07/06 20:18, , 39F
不錯
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07/06 20:31, , 40F
這很老了吧
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XD
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07/06 21:38, , 42F
推薛丁格的做愛XD
07/06 21:38, 42F
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07/06 22:23, , 43F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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07/06 23:07, , 44F
還不錯 XD
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07/06 23:41, , 45F
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07/06 23:54, , 46F
Francis!!
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07/07 00:51, , 47F
我確定龍大有翻過
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07/07 02:27, , 48F
原文和1f都xDDDDD
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07/07 06:36, , 49F
推...
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07/07 07:16, , 50F
Ajax的漂白挺好用
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07/07 07:31, , 51F
看來做過惹
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07/07 08:00, , 52F
按讚Ajax! ,訂閱Ajax!
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噓
07/07 08:07, , 53F
老人？
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噓
07/07 08:29, , 54F
N 年前了
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07/07 09:11, , 55F
一樓太搞笑了~~~XD
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07/07 10:18, , 56F
XD
07/07 10:18, 56F
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07/07 15:31, , 57F
這個大陸的教獸用很多次了，常在萬萬沒想到片尾花絮出現
07/07 15:31, 57F
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07/07 16:56, , 58F
XDDD
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噓
07/07 21:34, , 59F
檸檬跟香草才對
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07/07 22:06, , 60F
推一下簽名檔哈哈哈yo叔
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07/08 02:00, , 61F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/08 07:22, , 62F
XD
07/08 07:22, 62F
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07/08 12:12, , 63F
XDDD
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07/09 11:29, , 64F
1樓XD
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