[笑話] 盲人打燈
學生:“老師,昨晚我見一盲人打着燈籠走路。他明明看不見,打燈籠有何用?"
老師:“如果他是怕別人看不清路,這是儒家;
如果他是怕別人撞到他,這是墨家;
如果他認為黑夜出門就必須打燈籠,這是法家;
如果他認為想打就打順其自然,這是道家;
如果他借此開示眾生,這是佛家;
如果他明明看得見卻裝瞎,這是台灣的政治家。
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