[笑話] 英國老兵過法國海關
看板joke作者JSquid861032 (KurokoTetsuya)時間8年前 (2016/06/06 10:18)推噓69(141推 72噓 21→)留言234則, 216人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
英國老人在海關翻找護照,動作很慢找了很久。
女海關尖酸的問:你來過法國?
英國老頭說:我只來過一次。
女海關更尖酸的問:你來過怎麼不知道提前拿護照?
英國老頭:我上次來時沒檢查護照。
女海關高聲叫道:不可能!
英國佬來法國我們永遠都要檢查護照!
老頭:44年登陸時候,海灘上可一個法國人沒見著…
旁邊德國老頭說:是的,這個我能證明,當時灘頭確實一個法國人都沒有…
紀念諾曼第登陸1944/6/6
恰好今天2016/6/6是諾曼第登陸的72周年紀念
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噓 MotleyCrue: 這三百年來op 不知道幾次了 06/06 15:05
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