Re: [笑話] 系上把妹的超猛笑話
※ 引述《v21504 (icekill)》之銘言：
: 我看我朋友靠這個笑話約妹吃飯
: 跟大家分享真的快笑死XD
: 小明和小華是高中同學,有一天他們大學都考上了台大
: 小明家境很清寒 從小都是靠自己打工賺學費
: 小華家裡很有錢 但對小明卻也不錯
: 兩個人都一起努力 讀書 甚至一起去圖書館念書
: 最後皇天不負苦心人 小明跟小華都上了台大
: 兩個人決定慶祝去吃牛排
: 到了西餐廳 小明跟小華都在點餐
: 小明點了一杯水果茶 牛排 前菜吃焗烤蘑菇麵包
: 小華也點了一份牛排 一杯百香冰沙 前菜吃牛肉總匯沙拉
: 小明的牛排是六分熟 小華的牛排是五分熟
: 他們突然發現 原來我們的牛排 感情不好
: 因為他們都不熟XDD
: 笑到飲料噴在地上
有小問
廚師煎牛排時 直接上x-y axis 做圖哈哈 老闆傻眼了
後來牛排沒上 上了春捲皮
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