[耍冷] 如果鹿丸是女生會變甚麼?

看板joke作者 (Chimomo)時間8年前 (2016/05/06 04:14), 編輯推噓69(72314)
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05/06 04:50, , 1F
也要長的正啊!如果跟樓下一樣怎麼辦?
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05/06 05:23, , 2F
一個家庭平均只有一顆睪丸,樓下怎麼看
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05/06 06:10, , 3F
我和樓上加起來有5顆
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05/06 06:37, , 4F
什麼!?樓上只有一顆??
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05/06 07:09, , 5F
什麼?二樓有四顆!
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05/06 07:28, , 6F
什麼!?
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05/06 07:30, , 7F
什麼什麼!?
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05/06 07:46, , 8F
見證了新簽名檔誕生。
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05/06 08:06, , 9F
樓下10顆睪丸
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05/06 08:08, , 10F
多到袋子差點裝不下
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05/06 08:16, , 11F
樓上10顆睪丸
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05/06 09:06, , 13F
樓下九個袋子 每袋放三顆
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05/06 09:11, , 14F
隨機抽取一袋,抽出白色睪丸的機率為何?樓下作答
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05/06 09:16, , 15F
超好吃der
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05/06 09:16, , 16F
0,只有黑睪丸
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05/06 09:28, , 17F
九個睾丸 其中一個重量不一樣 需要秤幾次才能找出來?
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05/06 09:33, , 18F
丁次
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05/06 09:35, , 19F
J次
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05/06 09:46, , 20F
回17樓睪丸是以體積計算而非重量
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05/06 09:46, , 21F
正常的男性陰囊裏有兩粒睪丸右左各一, 大小約為4×3
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05/06 09:46, , 22F
×2.5公分
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05/06 09:49, , 23F
把睪丸用x y axis作圖 試問老師做何感想
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05/06 09:58, , 24F
20樓睪丸系的??
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05/06 09:59, , 25F
長知識了,謝謝
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05/06 10:03, , 26F
睪丸系
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05/06 10:03, , 27F
笑了
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05/06 10:06, , 28F
唉 你們的睪丸皮真是...
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05/06 10:06, , 29F
20樓以為推文的都是正常男性嗎
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05/06 10:06, , 30F
厚到不行
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05/06 10:06, , 31F
推文變睪丸串了
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05/06 10:08, , 32F
樓下有4.5顆睪丸
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05/06 10:13, , 33F
老師會傻眼 有小問
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05/06 10:24, , 34F
雞睪丸好吃
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05/06 10:37, , 35F
好ㄘ
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05/06 10:41, , 36F
樓下睪丸一顆黑的一顆白的
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05/06 10:42, , 37F
你幹嘛偷看?
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05/06 10:47, , 38F
睪丸之體態、樣貌、重量為何?試申論之。
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05/06 10:54, , 39F
睪丸系招生了,4顆以上免試入學
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05/06 10:56, , 40F
答:紫色
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05/06 10:59, , 41F
睪丸串 XD
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05/06 11:05, , 42F
請試修正以下描述的錯誤,並以數學語言表達之: 有一種人
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05/06 11:05, , 43F
M滿足以下條件,對於所有M皆存在一包包皮使得包皮蘊含兩
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05/06 11:05, , 44F
顆睪丸,若且唯若男人。
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05/06 11:08, , 45F
鹿九
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05/06 11:12, , 46F
樓下一顆睪丸
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05/06 11:14, , 47F
影子模仿術後切gg=win
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05/06 11:19, , 48F
幹你娘諾且唯諾
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05/06 11:21, , 49F
鹿丸,露丸正;睪丸,睪丸黑
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05/06 11:29, , 50F
推前幾樓一家親
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05/06 11:42, , 52F
睪丸串
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05/06 11:52, , 53F
推文在回啥小啦幹
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05/06 12:02, , 54F
http://disp.cc/b/18-Pf (征露丸殺人事件--森鷗外一生「最
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05/06 12:10, , 55F
樓上各位的推文真睪雅
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05/06 12:15, , 56F
推文嚴重歪www
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05/06 12:22, , 57F
推文有小問
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05/06 12:25, , 58F
推文有洨問!?
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05/06 12:27, , 59F
嗯嗯 有小問 好笑
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05/06 12:38, , 60F
馬英九沒睪丸
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05/06 12:45, , 61F
朝聖推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 12:57, , 62F
朝聖
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05/06 13:00, , 63F
前7樓是在幹嘛啦...
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05/06 13:07, , 64F
推文在衝三小啦XDDDDDD
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05/06 13:14, , 65F
我家有七人 六顆睪丸 平均一人有6/7顆睪丸
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05/06 13:18, , 66F
餓了
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05/06 13:40, , 67F
推文超好笑
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05/06 13:49, , 68F
推文有啥屁關係XD
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05/06 13:53, , 69F
這篇推文才是重點啊
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05/06 14:58, , 70F
鹿九 ??
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05/06 15:33, , 71F
到底關睪丸闢事XDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 16:00, , 72F
睪丸串XDDDD
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05/06 16:02, , 73F
覺得莫明痛痛的...
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05/06 16:25, , 74F
鹿丸已經完全被遺忘了………
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05/06 16:36, , 75F
有小問XDDD
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05/06 17:00, , 76F
正露丸不就正在露睪丸
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05/06 17:30, , 77F
整串拿去做簽名檔阿XDDD
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05/06 18:24, , 78F
推文XDDDDDDDDDD
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樓下拿貢丸當睪丸
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招喚X睪圖
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著三小…
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...
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05/06 20:29, , 84F
老笑話囉~
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05/07 00:29, , 85F
推文笑死XDD
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05/07 03:25, , 86F
簽名檔get
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05/07 16:14, , 87F
鹿丸被阿魯巴會變成什麼? 還是鹿丸
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05/08 09:52, , 88F
世界人口總數 大約是睾丸的數目
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