[笑話] 螺蠅雪

看板joke作者 (叫叫ABC)時間8年前 (2016/04/20 11:29), 編輯推噓193(194推 1噓 10→)
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丙申年春，怪蟲肆虐民間，又以其色白，時曰螺蠅雪 一怪人食漬酒之橘於市，見一貧戶居於塌廄，為蚊所苦 怪人曰:汝戶之蟲，吾能除之 語畢置橘於地而去 貧戶之夫疑之，問之於鄉里，得其居於山嵴一厝 是日，貧夫攜其酒橘下瓣，至嵴厝還怪人 怪人見之，大悅。次日，偕一騾至貧戶門口 十里之螺蠅，皆聚於騾 怪人燃柴，鞭捶於騾，騾奔入燃柴，螺蠅從之。 騾亡，蟲害亦解 燃後，塌廄時弔騾 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.112.244.23 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1461122998.A.BC3.html
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04/20 11:39, , 1F
你不用期中考嗎
04/20 11:39, 1F
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04/20 11:58, , 2F
先推，免得別人以為我看不懂
04/20 11:58, 2F
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04/20 12:16, , 3F
國文系4ni?
04/20 12:16, 3F
→
04/20 12:29, , 4F
症滾
04/20 12:29, 4F
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04/20 13:06, , 5F
還可以，但是轉太硬
04/20 13:06, 5F
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04/20 13:11, , 6F
藏的不錯
04/20 13:11, 6F
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04/20 13:39, , 7F
先推，不然被笑理組聽不懂
04/20 13:39, 7F
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04/20 15:02, , 8F
幹 其實故事還蠻玄的 有那種鄉野奇談的味道
04/20 15:02, 8F
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04/20 15:57, , 9F
轉marvel好像也不錯 ?
04/20 15:57, 9F
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04/20 16:14, , 10F
塌廄時弔騾
04/20 16:14, 10F
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04/20 17:58, , 11F
剛考完 發呆中 推一下
04/20 17:58, 11F
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04/20 18:18, , 12F
你這樣理組宅宅看不懂啦
04/20 18:18, 12F
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04/20 18:26, , 13F
酒橘下瓣，至嵴厝還怪人
04/20 18:26, 13F
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04/20 19:05, , 14F
乾 超屌
04/20 19:05, 14F
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04/20 20:04, , 15F
然後 它就死掉嘍
04/20 20:04, 15F
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04/20 20:09, , 16F
只能推了
04/20 20:09, 16F
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04/20 20:24, , 17F
XDD
04/20 20:24, 17F
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04/20 20:29, , 18F
只能推了 幹這個屌
04/20 20:29, 18F
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04/20 20:30, , 19F
故事不錯阿XD
04/20 20:30, 19F
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04/20 20:34, , 20F
太神啦
04/20 20:34, 20F
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04/20 20:45, , 21F
高手在民間
04/20 20:45, 21F
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04/20 20:47, , 22F
猛猛的
04/20 20:47, 22F
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04/20 20:49, , 23F
強
04/20 20:49, 23F
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04/20 21:24, , 24F
超屌...現代聊齋志異
04/20 21:24, 24F
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04/20 21:25, , 25F
塌廄時弔騾XDDDD
04/20 21:25, 25F
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04/20 21:26, , 26F
真的還不錯
04/20 21:26, 26F
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04/20 21:35, , 27F
87分
04/20 21:35, 27F
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04/20 21:36, , 28F
不錯
04/20 21:36, 28F
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04/20 21:48, , 29F
推推
04/20 21:48, 29F
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04/20 22:09, , 30F
蒲松齡再世？
04/20 22:09, 30F
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04/20 22:14, , 31F
浪費才能
04/20 22:14, 31F
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04/20 22:20, , 32F
快推啊不然別人以為我理組看不懂
04/20 22:20, 32F
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04/20 22:38, , 33F
鄉野怪談
04/20 22:38, 33F
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04/20 22:46, , 34F
酒橘下伴XDDDDDD
04/20 22:46, 34F
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04/20 22:48, , 35F
天哪這太神啦！！！
04/20 22:48, 35F
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04/20 22:49, , 36F
XDD
04/20 22:49, 36F
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04/20 22:50, , 37F
朝聖 不遠百里而來 太神喇
04/20 22:50, 37F
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04/20 22:56, , 38F
好啦~~~很廢啦!!
04/20 22:56, 38F
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04/20 23:02, , 39F
朝聖
04/20 23:02, 39F
還有 126 則推文
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04/22 01:18, , 166F
果然112
04/22 01:18, 166F
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04/22 01:33, , 167F
讚讚
04/22 01:33, 167F
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04/22 07:26, , 168F
XD
04/22 07:26, 168F
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04/22 08:13, , 169F
朝聖
04/22 08:13, 169F
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04/22 08:42, , 170F
太狂了 朝聖
04/22 08:42, 170F
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04/22 08:56, , 171F
超狂
04/22 08:56, 171F
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04/22 09:22, , 172F
gp
04/22 09:22, 172F
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04/22 09:51, , 173F
GJ
04/22 09:51, 173F
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04/22 10:04, , 174F
哈哈哈 有梗有推!
04/22 10:04, 174F
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04/22 11:37, , 175F
期中考壓力有這麼大?
04/22 11:37, 175F
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04/22 11:40, , 176F
高級就可文
04/22 11:40, 176F
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04/22 11:52, , 177F
文組推深度文XD
04/22 11:52, 177F
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04/22 12:46, , 178F
蒲松齡再世
04/22 12:46, 178F
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04/22 13:44, , 179F
有笑有推
04/22 13:44, 179F
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04/22 14:17, , 180F
太神了
04/22 14:17, 180F
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04/22 14:26, , 181F
跪了
04/22 14:26, 181F
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04/22 14:26, , 182F
然後他就死掉了哈哈幹
04/22 14:26, 182F
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04/22 17:51, , 183F
狂文不推而後憾
04/22 17:51, 183F
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04/22 23:48, , 184F
太狂了
04/22 23:48, 184F
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04/23 00:01, , 185F
太神啦啦
04/23 00:01, 185F
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04/23 00:35, , 186F
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04/23 00:35, 186F
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04/23 02:15, , 187F
推翻
04/23 02:15, 187F
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04/23 12:32, , 188F
看懂了 藏的真好XDD
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04/23 12:35, , 189F
太神啦
04/23 12:35, 189F
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04/23 14:49, , 190F
猛猛的
04/23 14:49, 190F
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04/23 15:09, , 191F
有沒有必要啊XDDD
04/23 15:09, 191F
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04/23 16:42, , 192F
你贏了
04/23 16:42, 192F
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04/23 17:17, , 193F
有點猛
04/23 17:17, 193F
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04/23 17:41, , 194F
ㄋㄧˇㄍㄟˇㄈㄢˉㄧˋㄈㄢˉㄧˋ
04/23 17:41, 194F
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04/24 00:52, , 195F
很會很會XDDDDD
04/24 00:52, 195F
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04/24 00:54, , 196F
我笑到快往生了XDDDDDDDDD肚子好痛
04/24 00:54, 196F
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04/24 01:44, , 197F
推啦
04/24 01:44, 197F
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04/24 10:55, , 198F
不要浪費才能
04/24 10:55, 198F
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04/24 15:30, , 199F
跨謀啦
04/24 15:30, 199F
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04/25 02:55, , 200F
高手在民間
04/25 02:55, 200F
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04/25 16:19, , 201F
XD
04/25 16:19, 201F
→
04/25 16:20, , 202F
理組看得懂阿 又不像文組
04/25 16:20, 202F
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04/25 21:20, , 203F
朝聖推！
04/25 21:20, 203F
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04/26 21:38, , 204F
盧應傑之後的神作阿
04/26 21:38, 204F
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09/06 13:44, , 205F
good
09/06 13:44, 205F
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