很久很久以前,
有一所<台灣美食國小>,裡面許多有學生,
包含有棺材板、綠豆糕、鳳梨酥、月餅、油飯、臭豆腐、肉圓、割包等等
其中油飯最是自以為是,仗著自己好吃而且香噴噴,講話最大聲。
這件事讓肉圓(聽話+膽小)跟割包(老大)很不滿,
於是找來 珍珠奶茶(最沒耐心)、蚵仔煎(打人不手軟)
一起密謀週五放學後幫油飯圍爐。
週五放學這一天,
肉圓拿著布袋守候在校門外小巷子裡,其他人躲在後方
"油飯會不會已經先離開學校了?" 手持布袋的肉圓心裡困惑道。
正當大家等的不耐煩時,
斜照的昏黃暮色下,眼見一道長影逐漸靠近...
割包(老大): 幹、來了嗎?
肉圓(拿著布袋): 來、來了...不過怎麼好像....
蚵仔煎: 好像什麼? 有屁快放!
肉圓: 他、他好像穿著一件大衣...
珍奶: 幹拎娘! 大衣三小啦! 乾屋要緊? 蓋下去就對了!
肉圓: 是!
語畢、肉圓蓋下布袋,割包、珍奶和蚵仔煎衝上去就是一陣圍毆。
其中珍奶打的最是兇狠,打到吸管掉就算了,連奶茶都噴了一地。
時間一分一秒過去,眾人你一拳我一腳,
直到布袋裡頭物體不再動,大夥才悻悻然回家。
週一,北部粽沒來上課。
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