[猜謎] 晚上為什麼不能空腹睡覺?

看板joke作者 (SP狄督)時間8年前 (2016/03/28 06:49), 8年前編輯推噓62(6319)
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03/28 06:57, , 1F
Ok
03/28 06:57, 1F

03/28 08:09, , 2F
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03/28 08:57, , 3F
推,我以後要天天吃春捲
03/28 08:57, 3F
我怎麼沒想到還有這招><

03/28 09:00, , 4F
不錯
03/28 09:00, 4F

03/28 09:12, , 5F
可以
03/28 09:12, 5F

03/28 09:14, , 6F
啊啊啊啊啊真的
03/28 09:14, 6F

03/28 09:16, , 7F
難怪我沒做過餓夢!
03/28 09:16, 7F

03/28 10:05, , 8F
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03/28 10:12, , 9F
清流
03/28 10:12, 9F

03/28 10:21, , 10F
推個 3F XD
03/28 10:21, 10F

03/28 10:31, , 11F
3f什麼梗?
03/28 10:31, 11F

03/28 10:33, , 12F
樓上,我只是想做春夢而已...
03/28 10:33, 12F

03/28 10:41, , 13F
樓上......
03/28 10:41, 13F

03/28 10:50, , 14F
推三樓
03/28 10:50, 14F

03/28 11:04, , 15F
想做春夢
03/28 11:04, 15F

03/28 11:25, , 16F
可是三樓你的春夢已經把嘴巴塞得滿滿都是春捲的形狀了XDD
03/28 11:25, 16F

03/28 11:27, , 17F
想做春夢有股莫名的哀傷感XDD
03/28 11:27, 17F
※ 編輯: asdf6987456 (123.110.31.195), 03/28/2016 11:29:14

03/28 11:29, , 18F
還以為是因為春捲的形狀才想吃
03/28 11:29, 18F

03/28 11:57, , 19F
不錯XD
03/28 11:57, 19F

03/28 12:00, , 20F
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03/28 12:13, , 21F
也可選吃老婆餅...
03/28 12:13, 21F

03/28 12:28, , 22F
有笑有推
03/28 12:28, 22F

03/28 12:30, , 23F
廢到笑xD
03/28 12:30, 23F

03/28 12:36, , 24F
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03/28 12:38, , 25F
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03/28 12:47, , 26F
XD
03/28 12:47, 26F

03/28 12:54, , 27F
喜歡這篇!推
03/28 12:54, 27F

03/28 13:03, , 28F
老婆餅xD
03/28 13:03, 28F

03/28 13:10, , 29F
做完老婆夢醒來還是孤單一人
03/28 13:10, 29F

03/28 13:11, , 30F
不爭氣地笑了
03/28 13:11, 30F

03/28 13:14, , 31F
三樓已經是春捲的形狀了
03/28 13:14, 31F

03/28 13:40, , 32F
吃太多春捲 結果夢到烙賽
03/28 13:40, 32F

03/28 13:40, , 33F
會餓到睡不著
03/28 13:40, 33F

03/28 13:44, , 34F
結果三樓夢到嘴裡塞了十幾個大漢的棒狀物體
03/28 13:44, 34F

03/28 13:49, , 35F
有笑有推
03/28 13:49, 35F

03/28 13:50, , 36F
十幾個大漢也好啦...
03/28 13:50, 36F

03/28 13:51, , 37F
已經不想再夢到自己在繳現實中還沒繳的帳單了
03/28 13:51, 37F

03/28 13:53, , 38F
樓上幫QQ
03/28 13:53, 38F

03/28 14:07, , 39F
fuck
03/28 14:07, 39F

03/28 14:55, , 40F
不錯阿哈哈
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03/28 14:58, , 41F
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03/28 15:03, , 42F
3f XD
03/28 15:03, 42F

03/28 15:19, , 43F
36F QQ
03/28 15:19, 43F

03/28 15:47, , 44F
我好餓
03/28 15:47, 44F

03/28 15:57, , 45F
哈哈哈
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03/28 15:57, , 46F
推3樓
03/28 15:57, 46F

03/28 15:58, , 47F
三樓應該吃甲魚吧!
03/28 15:58, 47F

03/28 16:06, , 48F
安安
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03/28 16:30, , 49F
樓樓上提議不錯
03/28 16:30, 49F

03/28 16:47, , 50F
廢到笑
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03/28 16:51, , 51F
每天都做夢而且三不五時就春夢的路過~有點爽
03/28 16:51, 51F

03/28 17:14, , 52F
千萬不要做春夢,床和褲子會黏答答的,很不方便
03/28 17:14, 52F

03/28 17:15, , 53F
Ok
03/28 17:15, 53F

03/28 17:25, , 54F
3樓幫QQ
03/28 17:25, 54F

03/28 17:31, , 55F
有笑有推
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03/28 17:56, , 56F
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03/28 18:27, , 57F
這好笑
03/28 18:27, 57F

03/28 18:56, , 58F
哈哈
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03/28 20:23, , 59F
我每天都做餓夢 然後我就真的醒了開始吃o'_'o
03/28 20:23, 59F

03/28 20:24, , 60F
推啊
03/28 20:24, 60F

03/28 20:40, , 61F
XD
03/28 20:40, 61F

03/28 21:43, , 62F
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03/28 22:45, , 63F
冷爆了
03/28 22:45, 63F

03/29 00:05, , 64F
為什麼中國人不能空腹睡覺? 因為 Chinese 空腹
03/29 00:05, 64F

03/29 00:14, , 65F
XDDDDD
03/29 00:14, 65F

03/29 00:59, , 66F
因為熊貓
03/29 00:59, 66F

03/29 08:29, , 67F
不錯
03/29 08:29, 67F

03/29 11:02, , 68F
3f
03/29 11:02, 68F

03/29 14:10, , 69F
推啦!
03/29 14:10, 69F

03/29 15:31, , 70F
春捲XD
03/29 15:31, 70F

03/29 19:17, , 71F
嘴角上揚給推
03/29 19:17, 71F

03/30 00:52, , 72F
原來!
03/30 00:52, 72F

03/30 18:43, , 73F
good shot
03/30 18:43, 73F
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