Re: [笑話] 愛情測試
小美: 你不愛我了。
小明: 你怎麼這樣說,我當然愛你呀。
小美: 我明天不和你去吃飯了,我要去殺了你老闆。
小明: (驚)你為什麼要殺我老闆???
小美: 看吧你跟本不在乎我要不要和你去吃飯,你果然不愛我了。
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※ 引述《linkwater (linkwater)》之銘言:
: 有天小華為了測試小明愛不愛他
: 就問小明
: 小華:你愛我嗎小明?
: 小明:當然愛妳囉,傻瓜
: 小華:那你願意為我而死嗎?
: 小明:...不要這樣好不好(不情願
: 小華:原來我們的愛這麼膚淺,分手吧...
: 小明聽到後馬上激動的掏出耳屎
: 喂給了小華吃。
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