[耍冷] 女生叫水水,那男生?

看板joke作者 (cumberchun)時間8年前 (2016/02/24 14:57), 編輯推噓65(68321)
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如題,網路上很多店家稱呼女性顧客都會說 水水你好 水水 歡迎參考 於是本人就有了疑問, 那男生都怎麼被稱呼呢? 那應該是 乾乾吧xddddddddd 對不起我知道很爛 可是我覺得好好笑 ----- Sent from JPTT on my Sony E2363. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.139.145.17 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1456297039.A.8DF.html

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帥哥如我
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不是都叫親嗎
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肥宅
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帥哥坐啊
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坐北潮男
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小小
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LULU
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肉肉
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竿竿
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硬硬
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你這輩子
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再也舉不起來了
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嚕甲嚕讚
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02/24 15:46, , 14F
女生叫水水男生就叫蟲蟲吧
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甲甲
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女生出水 男生射洨 當然叫洨洨囉
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醜醜
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驚驚 怕怕
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土土 阿
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不是叫棒棒嗎
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棒棒
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湯湯吧
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以為是髒髒0~0
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碩碩
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煙斗
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愛不需要裝乖
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補推
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幹 自己斷到自己 再一次 樓下幫接
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愛不需要裝乖
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上面打錯是樓樓下
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.........幹你娘不玩了
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回20樓 阿不就好棒棒
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大大
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火火
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丁丁
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泥泥
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26樓在幹嘛XDDDDDDDDD
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宅宅
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硬硬
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26樓XD
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土土 罰你去看一次紅樓夢
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雞雞
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口口。 變喆了
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樓上可惡王八蛋TAT
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26樓是在幹嘛XDD
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且且 吧
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大大
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就帕
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不是湯湯嗎XD
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02/24 19:01, , 50F
大大 順便問一下乾乾的笑點,愚鈍如我想了5分鐘還是
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02/24 19:02, , 51F
不明白啊啊
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叫精精吧
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26樓還好嗎XDD
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土土好笑
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魯魯
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憨憨
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長長
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詐騙集團都說:爹爹
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肥肥
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雞雞
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紅樓夢有深度,不過應該是泥泥吧
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稠稠(台語)
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煙煙
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汁汁
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乾乾好好笑XD
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油油
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居然沒屌屌
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甲甲
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到底為什麼沒有人說帥帥啦 XD
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硬硬
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推26
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搭搭
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火火
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漿漿<3
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短短
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木木
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五樓比較好笑
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26樓www
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臭臭
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硬硬
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反詐騙
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26樓自己跟自己玩到崩潰的概念 XD
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(づ′・ω・)づ英九
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巨巨
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不管26嗑了什麼 麻煩給我來一份
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純推26樓
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射射
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糞土
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26樓自斷達人
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26又崩潰了XDDDDDDD
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泡水水泡久了就是渣渣了
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26在衝三小?
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