我不胖只是肉多了點
今天逛超市,結完帳要走的時候,一名店員攔住說:
“您等一下,您衣服裏面鼓鼓的裝了什麼?
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我憤怒的掀起外衣,
大聲吼到:
“這是肉,是肉!是我自己的!過年剛長的!
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真的是直接破我梗欸
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我完全沒有腦羞 到底哪裡讓你覺得我腦羞XD
po笑話是要被抓到啥
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崩潰…!?
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這種老梗你會記得當初講笑話的是誰嗎==”
難道你記得當初發明小明笑話的是誰?
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