[笑話] 賣軍火的小女孩
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小女孩的赤腳已經被凍得發紫,可是她已經一整天沒有吃飯了,如果再賣不出一把軍火,
她就要餓死了。
趕著回家過新年的男士笑著搖搖頭,因為這些「玩具」太昂貴了。
小女孩蜷縮在牆角,想起了自己的奶奶,拿出一把AKM,退出彈匣,拆開子彈點燃火藥,
心想這樣會讓她暖和一些。
小女孩從破爛的連衣裙口袋裡拿出了一個紅色的按鈕,想起了奶奶說過的話,這個按鈕會
帶給人們幸福。
她毫不猶豫地按了下去,一朵巨大的蘑菇盛開在大地上,這一天,無數人見到了他們的奶
奶。
http://i.imgur.com/kPmmM8D.jpg
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