[耍冷] 醫師、立委、律師、總統，有差嗎？

看板joke作者 (大碗公)時間8年前 (2015/11/29 03:46), 編輯推噓17(37推 20噓 15→)
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內科醫師 They know everything & do nothing. 外科醫師 They know nothing，but do everything 。 精神科醫師 They know nothing，and they do nothing，but they tell you everything。 政客立委 They know something， promise everything，and do nothing。 律師 They know nothing，they do nothing，but they charge you for everything . 總統 Their left brain has nothing right and their right brain has nothing left。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 49.216.195.113 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1448740010.A.21B.html
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不錯
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水母腦
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老梗
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酷喔
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快笑 免得人家以為我只看得懂THEY
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2016 也可以繼續用......
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最後那句猛
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op
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不對 是我在別的地方看過了
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And Jon Snow still knows nothing
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很有
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差在酸酸都當不了
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我阿公國中時就誕生的笑話吧
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哈哈 有創意耶
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至少 馬狗教會了全國國民"they" 欣慰
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最後一句是酸布希的?
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可以不要在英文裡面用全形逗號嗎...
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我看不懂 拍謝
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這種硬要湊句子又不合理的根本難笑沒梗
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好好笑唷
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老梗
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that's hilarious, lmao!
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你是在thing什麼啦
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大哥 要抄也把文法學好吧…Their left brain"s" "have" 都複
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數的their了還單數的名詞跟動詞…
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根本複製貼上…
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總統用they 就有點怪
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老梗
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疑 有玻璃碎掉的聲音
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先去學好英文再來吧
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好奇怪 台灣人都比洋人還要Care文法耶
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老梗推
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swera XDDDDDD
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洋人不care才怪
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小弟資質駑鈍 總統不太懂耶……
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講笑話又不是日常對話，文法本來就很重要了
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總統是左腦(left brain)沒一處正常(nothing right)
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右腦(right brain)空空如也(nothing left)的雙關語
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原來台灣人這麼care中文文法？
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老梗重新包裝失敗
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最後一句雙關 真強
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各國皆有總統 總統也好幾任 用they 錯了嗎XD
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最後一句太跳tone 失敗
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...
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最後一句老梗了
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英文只要有點小錯某些人就高潮了 真是受不鳥
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看懂就好啦 奇怪 笑話而已又不是教科書
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雞蛋挑骨頭
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15樓 難道你阿公跟我阿罵同年紀
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總統跳的太硬 失敗
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不錯啊
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Jon Snow表示:
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是要op幾次，發在你的line就好
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快推 才不會被笑看不懂
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梗太老了吧
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沒看過 覺得蠻好笑
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好笑嗎
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老梗
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還行
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放在長輩貼圖比較合適
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最後一句文法不通啊
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台灣人到底英文是多爛 講個英文全部高潮
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經典XDDD
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