[笑話] 赤兔馬
某天劉關張三兄弟騎馬外出狩獵
劉備:的盧日行百里真不是蓋的
關羽:哼!胯下赤兔日行千里
張飛:.....
關羽:待看俺表演
關羽隨即揚鞭策馬而馳
殊不知前面是懸崖
劉備擔心關羽摔落懸崖
劉備大喊:「二弟你快勒馬!」
關羽:「幹!你的才快樂馬咧!」
關羽 歿
張飛:......
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11/06 16:41, , 1F
11/06 16:41, 1F
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11/06 16:42, , 2F
11/06 16:42, 2F
→
11/06 16:46, , 3F
11/06 16:46, 3F
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11/06 17:17, , 4F
11/06 17:17, 4F
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11/06 17:21, , 5F
11/06 17:21, 5F
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11/06 17:25, , 6F
11/06 17:25, 6F
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11/06 17:26, , 7F
11/06 17:26, 7F
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11/06 17:29, , 8F
11/06 17:29, 8F
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, , 9F
幫菲哥補戲份
劉備見關羽摔落懸崖心急如焚
也策馬往前飛馳過去
張飛深怕劉備一不小心也跌落懸崖
用聲若鴻鐘 嚇退長阪坡曹兵的音量大喊
張飛:[大哥!!你快勒馬!!!!!!]
劉備聽聞
也大聲疾呼
劉備:[快樂殺小啦!黑人給我閉嘴歐巴馬!]
劉備 歿
張飛:......
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11/06 17:54, , 10F
11/06 17:54, 10F
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11/06 18:04, , 11F
11/06 18:04, 11F
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11/06 18:13, , 12F
11/06 18:13, 12F
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11/06 18:15, , 13F
11/06 18:15, 13F
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11/06 18:21, , 14F
11/06 18:21, 14F
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11/06 18:23, , 15F
11/06 18:23, 15F
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11/06 18:24, , 16F
11/06 18:24, 16F
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11/06 18:25, , 17F
11/06 18:25, 17F
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11/06 18:26, , 18F
11/06 18:26, 18F
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11/06 18:29, , 19F
11/06 18:29, 19F
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11/06 18:30, , 20F
11/06 18:30, 20F
→
11/06 18:33, , 21F
11/06 18:33, 21F
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11/06 18:33, , 22F
11/06 18:33, 22F
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11/06 18:36, , 23F
11/06 18:36, 23F
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11/06 18:36, , 24F
11/06 18:36, 24F
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11/06 18:40, , 25F
11/06 18:40, 25F
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11/06 18:43, , 26F
11/06 18:43, 26F
※ 編輯: sicqq233 (101.12.4.80), 11/06/2015 18:46:04
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11/06 18:50, , 27F
11/06 18:50, 27F
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11/06 18:51, , 28F
11/06 18:51, 28F
→
11/06 18:52, , 29F
11/06 18:52, 29F
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11/06 18:55, , 30F
11/06 18:55, 30F
噓
11/06 18:57, , 31F
11/06 18:57, 31F
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11/06 18:58, , 32F
11/06 18:58, 32F
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11/06 19:10, , 33F
11/06 19:10, 33F
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11/06 19:17, , 34F
11/06 19:17, 34F
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11/06 19:18, , 35F
11/06 19:18, 35F
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11/06 19:19, , 36F
11/06 19:19, 36F
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11/06 19:19, , 37F
11/06 19:19, 37F
還有 46 則推文
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11/07 03:38, , 84F
11/07 03:38, 84F
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11/07 03:39, , 85F
11/07 03:39, 85F
→
11/07 03:39, , 86F
11/07 03:39, 86F
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11/07 04:58, , 87F
11/07 04:58, 87F
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11/07 06:48, , 88F
11/07 06:48, 88F
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11/07 07:50, , 89F
11/07 07:50, 89F
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11/07 08:01, , 90F
11/07 08:01, 90F
→
11/07 08:23, , 91F
11/07 08:23, 91F
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11/07 09:01, , 92F
11/07 09:01, 92F
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11/07 09:55, , 93F
11/07 09:55, 93F
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11/07 10:06, , 94F
11/07 10:06, 94F
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11/07 10:48, , 95F
11/07 10:48, 95F
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11/07 11:16, , 96F
11/07 11:16, 96F
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11/07 11:27, , 97F
11/07 11:27, 97F
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11/07 12:18, , 98F
11/07 12:18, 98F
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11/07 12:40, , 99F
11/07 12:40, 99F
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11/07 13:40, , 100F
11/07 13:40, 100F
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11/07 13:58, , 101F
11/07 13:58, 101F
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11/07 19:10, , 102F
11/07 19:10, 102F
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11/07 19:20, , 103F
11/07 19:20, 103F
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11/07 19:54, , 104F
11/07 19:54, 104F
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11/07 20:39, , 105F
11/07 20:39, 105F
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11/07 20:45, , 106F
11/07 20:45, 106F
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11/07 20:48, , 107F
11/07 20:48, 107F
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11/08 05:04, , 108F
11/08 05:04, 108F
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11/08 06:08, , 109F
11/08 06:08, 109F
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11/08 10:00, , 110F
11/08 10:00, 110F
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11/08 11:23, , 111F
11/08 11:23, 111F
噓
11/08 20:19, , 112F
11/08 20:19, 112F
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11/08 21:40, , 113F
11/08 21:40, 113F
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11/08 22:47, , 114F
11/08 22:47, 114F
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11/08 22:47, , 115F
11/08 22:47, 115F
推
11/08 22:56, , 116F
11/08 22:56, 116F
噓
11/09 02:27, , 117F
11/09 02:27, 117F
→
11/09 02:27, , 118F
11/09 02:27, 118F
→
11/09 12:32, , 119F
11/09 12:32, 119F
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11/09 22:18, , 120F
11/09 22:18, 120F
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11/09 22:51, , 121F
11/09 22:51, 121F
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11/11 13:24, , 122F
11/11 13:24, 122F
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11/12 01:06, , 123F
11/12 01:06, 123F
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