Re: [笑話] 約炮
其實小明是個早熟的孩子,班上的同學實在不適合他
想了想後,跑去跟老師告白: 老師 我們今天去打炮好不好
老師說: 可是我不喜歡小孩子欸
小明: 我會小心一點的
※ 引述《pchome282000 (電腦家)》之銘言:
: 小美跟小華正在聊天
: 這時小明走了過來問小美:小美我們今天去打炮好不好
: 小美生氣說:你不要插嘴好不好
: 小明:好
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其實還有後續...
老師一時不知道該如何應付小明時
小明緩緩說出: 老師,可是我的尺寸就像小babe那樣..你會介意嗎
(老師心想:這下子有藉口拒絕這小子了)
老師: 這樣子你可能沒辦法滿足我耶 還是等你長大點好了
這時小美在一旁冷不防說: 老師,小明的意思是50cm 3.5kg
※ 編輯: yuyanglu (140.117.165.165), 10/22/2015 13:53:08
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