Re: [笑話] 女兒想買6s

看板joke作者 ( )時間8年前 (2015/10/05 20:55), 編輯推噓68(75712)
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女兒拿了全校第一,爸爸答應要買隻手機送她。到了商場後,女兒執意要買iPhone6s,家 裡比較拮据,父親畢竟答應了,不想掃了女兒的興,在旁邊抽起悶煙,思考是不是再去多 接幾個夜班來緩解這筆開銷。氣氛就這麼僵持著。 最後爸爸為了實現自己的諾言,借了高利貸買了6s給女兒。 可是因為償還不出高額的利息被打得鼻青臉腫、流落街頭, 然後老婆也帶著女兒跟人跑了... 有一天,爸爸又走到當初那間賣場。 店員看了眼落魄的父親,不忍的遞了根菸給他。 店員: 你現在還挺得住嗎? 爸爸: 因為我目前心情還沒有平復,所以沒想到這些... 店員: 如果一切能重來,你還會為了女兒挺住嗎? 爸爸: 我只做對的事情。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 125.231.217.65 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1444049706.A.855.html

10/05 20:56, , 1F
我笑了
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已笑
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10/05 21:27, , 4F
可惜好像挺不柱了
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XDDDDDDD
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XDD
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我支持對的人和對的事
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 21:50, , 9F
你怎麼沒問七次XD
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10/05 22:05, , 10F
好好笑
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XDD
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哈哈
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再多問幾次啦XDDDDDD
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古有孔明七出岐山
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今有柱姐七問梓帆
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要問七次好嗎
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淦 這家店店員真的很基掰XDDDD
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10/05 22:21, , 18F
我一定挺住不要再問了
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XDD
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幹XD
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要繼續問啊!!!
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10/05 22:37, , 22F
我笑了
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10/05 22:40, , 23F
這篇不錯XD
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XDDDDDD 時事梗
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XDDD
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XD 靠
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10/05 22:57, , 27F
我....各位....坐好、坐滿,我要義不容辭了
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XD
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幹XDDDDDDDDDD
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所以我說,你有為了女兒著想嗎?沒有,因為
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你只想到你自己
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XDDDD
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XDDD
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去你的店員啊啊XDDDD
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哈哈。
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不要挺了啦啦啦啦!!!
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笑死啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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挺住喔
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柱柱姐挺住啊
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XDDDD
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挺住啊
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XD
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哈哈哈
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已失守
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最後一句害我笑到美叮每噹XDD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好煩XDDDDD
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幹XDDD
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店員B:他是問你還會不會挺住
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時事梗XDD
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夠了喔XDD
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XDDDDDD
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挺 我挺
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靠北喔XD
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XDDD
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難笑
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有點厲害...
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XDDDDDDDD
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煩死XDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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贛~~好有畫面
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XD
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10/06 11:46, , 70F
XDDDD 要連問七次
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這系列最好笑的XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDP
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XDD
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柱柱姊的逆襲
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有笑XD
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北七XDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDD
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這系列太強了
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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為什麼剩下這篇
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爆文也刪是在刪沙小
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10/06 18:48, , 84F
我的倪匡體69推就這樣被刪了
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10/06 19:14, , 86F
為什麼之前的都刪了啊??
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為什麼剩這篇? 爛
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我也不懂為何倪匡那篇會被刪?因為富奸板主不爽?
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噓好笑的不留
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笑死啦哈哈哈哈
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有笑有推
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靠 哈哈
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..這梗要玩多久
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XDDDDDDDDD
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