[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 49

看板joke作者 (卡爾希)時間8年前 (2015/09/23 12:43), 7年前編輯推噓122(12423)
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那英煮菜,煮到一半發現鹽不夠用 趕緊叫老公幫忙去外面買一下 老公忙著上網裝作沒聽到 於是那英便黏過去老公旁邊纏著 老公急中生智,連到momo購物網的網頁 想不到momo購物網沒有賣鹽 只好默默離開電腦桌前出門買鹽去 晚上睡覺前,老公日記這樣寫著 . . . 那英黏,momo無鹽,只能選擇離開 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 220.136.168.104 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1442983396.A.EED.html

09/23 12:47, , 1F
後來發現是政府把鹽都送給中共了
09/23 12:47, 1F

09/23 12:48, , 2F
就這樣被你政府 切斷了所有退路
09/23 12:48, 2F

09/23 13:43, , 3F
無邪的笑容已經不再青菜
09/23 13:43, 3F

09/23 14:28, , 4F
你害怕截距 所以拼命上海
09/23 14:28, 4F

09/23 17:10, , 5F
說是我當煮你的美蠔回來
09/23 17:10, 5F

09/23 17:39, , 6F
你煎蕨,不希望我等菜
09/23 17:39, 6F

09/23 17:58, , 7F
推文救了這篇
09/23 17:58, 7F

09/23 22:17, , 8F
鍋邊沫沫的燃,你走開!
09/23 22:17, 8F

09/24 00:39, , 9F
滷莖泥熟了,尚回來。
09/24 00:39, 9F

09/24 01:06, , 10F
教我乳鴿接受這安排~
09/24 01:06, 10F

09/24 01:54, , 11F
我喇鍋的是放青梨 放青菜 放進了磨貝打碎 能煮悲哀
09/24 01:54, 11F

09/24 02:11, , 12F
萵已萎 柿成泉
09/24 02:11, 12F

09/24 02:34, , 13F
妮卻說有梗的魚排 https://goo.gl/OjTKih
09/24 02:34, 13F

09/24 02:36, , 14F
我黏鍋的是
09/24 02:36, 14F

09/24 03:50, , 15F
網芋泥 網苦艾 盡全力網住我們 針菇和菜
09/24 03:50, 15F

09/24 06:54, , 16F
笑了XD
09/24 06:54, 16F

09/24 07:26, , 17F
椰黃了 尬薯泥 鹽沒了不能重買
09/24 07:26, 17F

09/24 08:18, , 18F
推文是怎樣XD
09/24 08:18, 18F

09/24 08:32, , 19F
有笑有推XDDDDDD
09/24 08:32, 19F

09/24 08:44, , 20F
更多更詳盡歌詞在※ Mojim.comǘ]鏡歌詞網※
09/24 08:44, 20F

09/24 08:49, , 21F
以下推薦歌曲:梓盡之惦,手後,放首一勃
09/24 08:49, 21F

09/24 08:59, , 22F
送你娘鹽巴
09/24 08:59, 22F

09/24 09:34, , 23F
這推文 XD
09/24 09:34, 23F

09/24 09:39, , 24F
推文XDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/24 09:39, 24F

09/24 09:57, , 25F
推文有聲音
09/24 09:57, 25F

09/24 10:05, , 26F
高手在民間
09/24 10:05, 26F

09/24 10:08, , 27F
推文XDDDDD
09/24 10:08, 27F

09/24 10:37, , 28F
忽然有點腿軟是正常的嗎XD
09/24 10:37, 28F

09/24 10:51, , 29F
雙膝一軟XDDDDD
09/24 10:51, 29F

09/24 11:03, , 30F
我難過
09/24 11:03, 30F

09/24 11:16, , 31F
推文好猛
09/24 11:16, 31F

09/24 11:25, , 32F
XDDDDDD
09/24 11:25, 32F

09/24 11:30, , 33F
推好笑
09/24 11:30, 33F

09/24 11:55, , 34F
靠邀 前面幾樓太屌啦
09/24 11:55, 34F

09/24 12:12, , 35F
幹會爆先卡位
09/24 12:12, 35F

09/24 12:22, , 36F
XDDDDDD
09/24 12:22, 36F

09/24 12:27, , 37F
先卡會爆!
09/24 12:27, 37F

09/24 12:29, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/24 12:29, 38F

09/24 12:36, , 39F
XD
09/24 12:36, 39F
還有 51 則推文
09/25 09:45, , 91F
推文太神啦! 有音樂出現
09/25 09:45, 91F

09/25 10:20, , 92F
只能推了
09/25 10:20, 92F

09/25 14:08, , 93F
這後勁好強啊………
09/25 14:08, 93F

09/25 15:46, , 94F
XDDDDDDDDD
09/25 15:46, 94F

09/25 16:33, , 95F
居然沒爆
09/25 16:33, 95F

09/25 17:36, , 96F
XD
09/25 17:36, 96F

09/25 20:51, , 97F
推文太強大了
09/25 20:51, 97F

09/25 21:23, , 98F
XDDD
09/25 21:23, 98F

09/25 21:28, , 99F
這要爆
09/25 21:28, 99F

09/25 23:58, , 100F
哈哈哈
09/25 23:58, 100F

09/26 01:18, , 101F
可惡 看到尬薯泥笑了出來
09/26 01:18, 101F

09/26 01:44, , 102F
笑到不能呼吸XDDDDD
09/26 01:44, 102F

09/26 02:20, , 103F
有笑有推
09/26 02:20, 103F

09/26 02:51, , 104F
有聲音+1
09/26 02:51, 104F

09/26 04:05, , 105F
太強啦xDD
09/26 04:05, 105F

09/26 09:24, , 106F
我唱了XDD
09/26 09:24, 106F

09/26 10:43, , 107F
XDD
09/26 10:43, 107F

09/26 11:46, , 108F
強大推文
09/26 11:46, 108F

09/26 12:06, , 109F
推文 XDDDDDDDD
09/26 12:06, 109F

09/26 12:31, , 110F
怎麼會沒有爆!
09/26 12:31, 110F

09/26 13:26, , 111F
有神快拜!
09/26 13:26, 111F

09/26 15:23, , 112F
幹豪猛
09/26 15:23, 112F

09/26 20:19, , 113F
竟然還接回沒鹽!! 太強了 哈哈哈
09/26 20:19, 113F

09/27 11:18, , 114F
09/27 11:18, 114F

09/27 11:40, , 115F
推文超強 哈哈哈哈
09/27 11:40, 115F

09/27 14:27, , 116F
幹咧 好強大的推文喔
09/27 14:27, 116F

09/27 18:02, , 117F
XD
09/27 18:02, 117F

09/27 18:06, , 118F
雙腳一軟
09/27 18:06, 118F

09/27 18:31, , 119F
朝勝xDDDD
09/27 18:31, 119F

09/27 23:55, , 120F
太神了…
09/27 23:55, 120F

09/28 12:06, , 121F
XDD
09/28 12:06, 121F

09/28 16:59, , 122F
推文XDDD
09/28 16:59, 122F

09/28 17:38, , 123F
推文太神XDDDD
09/28 17:38, 123F

10/01 19:26, , 124F
神串留名
10/01 19:26, 124F

10/02 16:00, , 125F
Xdd
10/02 16:00, 125F

10/02 16:02, , 126F
0
10/02 16:02, 126F

10/08 22:06, , 127F
趕緊推文 不然別人以為我看不懂...
10/08 22:06, 127F

10/09 09:26, , 128F
怒推一波 太神啦
10/09 09:26, 128F

10/11 09:22, , 129F
推文超猛XDDDDDD
10/11 09:22, 129F
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