Re: [耍冷] 一碗麵吃不夠怎麼辦?
一碗麵吃不夠怎麼辦
吃第一口之前先雙手合十、高舉過頭
兩腳與肩同寬
臀部緩緩下沉
肩膀放鬆、丹田續力
目視正前方
心中默念口訣
連念三次
再反過來倒著念三次
這時應該感覺雙手發熱 好像火燒
這樣就是對了
同樣再正著念三次、倒著念三次
這時眼前的麵開始發出耀眼的七彩霞光
從麵裡面會爬出一位穿著破舊唐裝的慈祥老者
老者會替你把麵吃完
然後你就飽了
真的
超神奇
真心不騙
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