[笑話] 總統府被綁架了
一個駕駛開著車,在往台北的高速公路上塞住了。
一動也不動。
突然間,有個人敲敲車窗。駕駛搖下車窗問,「怎麼回事?」
「ISIS綁架了整個總統府,包括總統和教育部長等官員,
他們要求一百億的贖金,不然就要把他們澆汽油燒死。
現在我們一車一車收集捐贈。」
「那大家大概都捐多少呢?」駕駛問。
那人說,「平均兩三公升吧。」
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