[笑話] 台灣女友學馬來文
小熊發誓, 這是真正發生的。
我們是在新加坡工作時認識的, 小熊是馬來西亞熊,女友是台北人, 性格有點任性和牙
尖嘴利還有喜歡作弄人, 不過還是好女孩。
她要跟我學馬來文, 我就先教她數字。
哪裡知道。。。。。我看到了她的學習筆記, 差點暈倒。
他竟然可以用這種聯想法來記馬來文發音!
1 satu 傻兔
2 dua 肚餓
3 tiga 第一個
4 empat 恩版
5 lima 你媽
6 enam 恩南
7 tujuh 吐酒
8 lapan 老闆
9 sembilan 生病了
10 sepuluh 蛇部落
這個還不是最厲害, 當我教到 11, 12的時候, 因為馬來文 的表達方式, 都有個bela
s嘛。她竟然用這三個華文字來代表belas的發音
belas ~ 不拉屎
接下來的就是讓我冒冷汗的時候了
11 sebelas 蛇不拉屎
12 dua belas 肚餓不拉屎
13 tiga belas第一個不拉屎
14 empat belas恩版不拉屎
15 lima belas 你媽不拉屎
16 enam belas 恩南不拉屎
17 tujuh belas 吐酒不拉屎
18 lapan belas 老闆不拉屎
19 sembilan belas 生病了不拉屎
。。。。。。。
神啊救救我吧!我快瘋啦
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