[笑話] 周瑜去吃飯

看板joke作者 (艾貓喵喵)時間9年前 (2015/04/12 00:12), 9年前編輯推噓19(321311)
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有天周瑜出門去餐廳吃飯 菜單看完後揮手叫道"夥計~" 想請服務生過來點菜 沒想到餐廳卻被燒掉惹 -- 驟雨初歇村似畫 濛濛夕霧滿秋山 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 122.118.12.28 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1428768732.A.439.html ※ 編輯: aynmeow (122.118.12.28), 04/12/2015 00:12:21

04/12 00:19, , 1F
火計哈哈
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04/12 00:38, , 2F
你說燒就燒阿 我說不許燒!
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04/12 00:44, , 3F
...
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XDDDDD
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04/12 00:48, , 5F
諸葛亮:鬼謀
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04/12 00:49, , 6F
朱然!請先至火計地點準備
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04/12 00:53, , 7F
       *阻止朱然前往火計地點!*
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04/12 00:53, , 8F
        *劉備軍 士氣上升!*
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04/12 00:54, , 9F
諸葛亮:原來是醬子的啊
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04/12 01:02, , 10F
*貴重品已出現*
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04/12 01:03, , 11F
丞相ㄑㄧˇㄈㄥㄌㄚ
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04/12 01:03, , 12F
周瑜是放水靈吧
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04/12 01:05, , 13F
這很久了吧...
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04/12 01:12, , 14F
這笑話可能赤壁之戰 許褚就講過了
04/12 01:12, 14F

04/12 01:22, , 15F
”敵将討ち取ったり...”
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04/12 01:25, , 16F
*許褚軍 苦戰!*
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04/12 01:26, , 17F
*朱然軍 消滅*
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04/12 01:28, , 18F
笑惹
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04/12 01:34, , 19F
古早
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04/12 01:35, , 20F
丞相 起瘋了
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04/12 01:44, , 22F
那間餐廳最後是被燒了沒錯.....
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04/12 01:48, , 23F
XDDD
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04/12 02:12, , 24F
敵将!討ち取ったり!
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04/12 02:14, , 25F
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04/12 02:26, , 26F
吸修!吾去脫她衣~
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04/12 02:38, , 27F
敵将!脫她衣 !!
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04/12 02:44, , 28F
夥夥夥夥記記記記記
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04/12 04:21, , 29F
然後霹靂車就撞進餐廳…
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04/12 04:46, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 04:59, , 31F
這幾百年前的笑話
04/12 04:59, 31F

04/12 05:25, , 32F
還以為是在叫霹靂車
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04/12 06:12, , 33F
哈哈哈哈
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04/12 08:26, , 34F
推脫衣
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04/12 09:08, , 35F
XDDD
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04/12 09:58, , 36F
..這真的太古老了
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04/12 10:28, , 37F
一堆新警察?
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04/12 11:23, , 38F
孔明:東風來也。
04/12 11:23, 38F

04/12 13:04, , 39F
快阻止馬賀林
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04/12 13:24, , 40F
快阻止欠蓉去阿帕契拍照
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04/12 13:41, , 41F
一堆新警察
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04/12 14:12, , 42F
好好笑XDDDD
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04/12 14:27, , 43F
好笑啊啊啊啊啊
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04/12 14:40, , 44F
幾百年前的笑話
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04/12 15:34, , 45F
OP
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04/12 16:11, , 46F
不錯不錯!總比ak47ilike,a555444這些台灣賤畜好多了
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04/12 17:55, , 47F
有宅
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04/12 19:16, , 48F
*火計作戰成功,我方士氣上升*
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04/12 21:22, , 49F
士氣大增
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04/12 22:07, , 50F
換樹
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04/12 23:00, , 51F
新警察
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04/13 13:57, , 52F
ㄏㄏ
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04/13 14:08, , 53F
我記得這在200x年的文章中出現過
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04/13 15:11, , 54F
http://disp.cc/b/25-g0t 2010年曾經在本版貼過.沒M早被洗了
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04/14 01:50, , 55F
XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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