曉晴:欸我問你哦
如果用一個東西形容女朋友,你會怎麼形容 ?
我:iPhone6 Plus
曉晴:你是指他的身材纖細 ?
我:不是
曉晴:恩...那你是說這樣就可以把他捧在掌心上嗎 ?
我:也不是
曉晴:那你到底為甚麼要用iPhone6 Plus當比喻... ?
我:因為我沒有iPhone6 Plus
懂了嗎 幹
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