[笑話] 打賭
有天一位老太太去銀行總行存款,由於金額龐大 , 引起總裁注意親自接待~
總裁當然很好奇那些錢是怎麼來的,他問老太太:
「女士,我很驚訝妳帶著那麼多的現金,您是如何賺取的?」
老太太說:「我跟人打賭。」
總裁:「打賭,怎麼個賭法?」
老太太說:「舉個例子好了,我賭五百萬,說你的 "蛋蛋" 是方的。」
「哈!」總裁大笑說:「那真的是最愚蠢的賭注!這種賭注妳永遠都贏不了!」
老太太就跟他挑戰說:「那你敢跟我賭嗎?」
總裁一口答應:「沒問題!我就賭五百萬,我的 "蛋蛋" 絕對不是方的!」
老太太說:「這是一筆大賭注,明天早上十點,我要帶我的律師當見證人!」
總裁當然自信滿滿地答應了。
當天晚上,總裁花了很長的時間在鏡子前面,檢查自己的 "蛋蛋" ,左照右照,直到他確
定 "絕對不可能變成方型"。
第二天早上十點,老太太和律師依約到達總裁辦公室,
老太太介紹她的律師跟總裁認識,並且重複他們的賭注:
「 五百萬元賭總裁的 "蛋蛋" 是方的!」
總裁再次同意賭注之後,老太太便要求總裁把褲子脫下來。
總裁照做了,老太太靠近一直盯著看並問說:「我要摸摸確認看看。」
總裁雖然勉為其難,但為了賺錢,他還是答應:
「好吧,這是一大筆錢,妳當然會想完全的確認。」
就在老太太摸著總裁的"蛋蛋"時, 總裁看到老太太的律師正在一旁不停的拿自己的頭撞
牆 ……
他就問老太太說:「妳那個律師怎麼啦?」
老太太說:「沒什麼,只是我跟他賭了三千萬,今天早上十點,銀行總裁的 "蛋蛋" 會被
我摸著玩_。」
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