[笑話] 學測成績
小明考學測前 爸爸跟他說:
小明啊 為了鼓勵你用功讀書
你如果考60級分 爸爸就帶你去吃60cm的烤懶叫
你如果考70級分 那超棒der 爸爸會帶你去吃70cm的烤懶叫喔
收到成績單以後 小明緊張的問爸爸:
爸爸 有5cm的烤懶叫嗎^^
爸爸請吃飯是為了鼓勵他考高分 不料小明沒讀書考爛還不識好歹 令人莞爾 非常符合板旨
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