[趣事] 醫院的ABC?
剛剛主治醫生開完一檯大刀,
帥氣的離開OR,
留下學長負責縫合。
可能因為學長求好心切
所以縫合的速度稍微慢了一點
麻醉科醫生為了要有效率的控制時間,
所以問了學長大概還要多久
學長聽到後有點小小不爽,
突然轉身問我:
“我問你,你知道什麼是ABC嗎?”
“ABC? 知道啊,Airway (保持氣道通暢), Breathing (呼吸), Circulation(血液循環)。是基礎急救步驟的口訣。”
“那你有聽過麻醉科的ABC嗎?”
“麻醉科的ABC?? 不是都一樣嗎?
“不一樣,麻醉科的ABC是
Airway (保持氣道通暢),
Book (書),
Chair (椅子)。
因為在手術中除了airway以外他們就只會坐著看書。”
麻醉科醫生聽到立刻爆氣:
“喂,那邊那個學生,
你聽過外科的ABC嗎?”
“呃… 我沒聽過”
“我教你。
Always (永遠)
Be (在)
Closing (縫合)
像你學長這種咖只能在case結束後乖乖縫合,
其他啥都不能做。懂了吧?”
我的天啊,
大家反應都超級快啊 XD
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