Re: [笑話] 這個屁是我放的
※ 引述《joudada (洲大代)》之銘言：
: 在某一家高級的西餐廳裏，一位美女與三位男士同坐於一桌，
: 美女突然放了一個屁覺得很不好意思，
: 狳k想討好美女說:很不好意思，屁是我放的。
: 濚k又放了第二個屁，更覺得不好意思，
: 乙男也想討好美女說:很不好意思，這個屁是我放的。
: 過了不久美女忍不住放了第三個屁，此時沒有人說話，美女也不知要說什麼，
: L一會丙男大聲道:這個屁是我放的，而且接下來放的屁都是我放的。
: 第四個，第五個，第六個……………
: 最後那個女的得大腸癌了………
一部電梯裡有一位美女跟幾位看似精英份子的男士
突然美女放了一個響屁 尷尬之下靈機一動
跟旁邊的男子小聲說 "和平、戰爭、基金 三個詞的英文你會嗎?"
男子毫不猶豫的就說出來.....
然後在下一次電梯開門就被趕出去了....
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