[耍冷] 勝文傳說
一生充滿皺褶的勝文傳說
1. 一頓飯吃五公斤是基本,有時候甚至一頓飯可以吃到八公斤
2. 曾打算參加日本大胃王比賽,但是主辦單位擔心其他選手退賽而婉拒
3. 第一次找工作就不小心當上董事長
4. 對勝文而言當上董事長只是不小心跟總裁頭銜搞混了
5. 勝文曾經買戶帝寶送給每天站在櫥窗前想買小喇叭的少年
6. 群眾與勝文握完手回到家才發現自家門口多了兩罐簽好名字的豬油桶
7. 光是勝文走進便利商店,大亨堡熱狗就會自動逆流而上躲在最後面角落裡顫抖
8. 一出生就成為自耕農,醫生還沒剪斷臍帶勝文就已經種完一畝稻田
9. 因為體重太強大了,所以地心引力也稱為勝文之力
10. 光是勝文走到街上物價就會上漲
11. 勝文說要有光,於是內湖就有了電燈
12. 勝文本人最不拿手的活動是吃到飽
13. 還沒登記參選就自動選上台北市長
14. 登記參選之後對手紛紛哭著向勝文道歉
15. 2014年的鬼島十大新聞頭條第一名「勝文食慾不振」
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