[豪洨] 轉角的小確幸
國民黨中央氣氛十分低迷,一如今天的天氣。
會議桌上,每個人都緊蹙著眉頭。原因是先前連勝文釋出的競選影片,其中提到「110小
確幸早餐」、「悠遊卡每天儲值1000元」等言論,引發不小的風波。儘管已將影片撤下,
但話題仍持續延燒。
「到底該怎麼辦!」勝文突然搥了一下桌子,所有人都抖了一下,卻沒人敢說話。
這時候,一名女性推了推眼鏡,站了起來。
「交給我吧!我可以幫你轉移焦點。」
說話的是這次代表參選台南市長的黃秀霜,歲月在她臉上留下了痕跡,卻也給了她堅毅的
眼神。她環視了在座的委員們,提出她的建言。
「我打算拍一部更荒謬的競選影片……讓所有人看到都會罵的那種。情節大概是一名搶匪
想要搶劫,最後卻絆到了我的宣傳旗,名稱就叫作『轉角的小確幸』。」
聽著委員們低聲的討論「太爛了!」「這比勝文的還爛耶,一定可……」後者話未說完,
已被保全拖出會議室。
「秀霜,這樣對你的選情……」勝文眼眶含淚,連忙拿出千元鈔拭淚。
「沒關係,反正我一定選不贏賴神……如果我的犧牲,能夠換來黨的成功,那麼一切就值
得了……」秀霜堅定的看著勝文,嘴角勾起淒美的笑容。
「勝文,你一定要贏。」說完,她頭也不回的離開了會議室。
當晚,秀霜分享了影片,果然引來大量批評的聲浪。她看著排山倒海的負評,心情卻意外
輕鬆。看了許久,她將電腦關掉,離開了服務處。
一切都是為了黨的勝利。她這樣告訴自己。
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