[耍冷] 殺人犯

看板joke作者 (vc)時間10年前 (2014/05/31 00:17), 編輯推噓63(68推 5噓 10→)
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警察 為了追逐 逃亡的殺人犯 而到了 某條街 搜索 此時是半夜1點 只有一個店家 燈還亮著 警察便到店家探聽消息 警察:老闆 有殺人犯!! 老闆:恩 有 等等 警察: 甚麼!! 警察此時感到背後發涼...... 只見老闆走進 一個小房間... 接著聽到 乒乒乓乓 的聲響 且房間 內 似乎不時出現火光... 正當警察 內心忐忑不安 準備掏出手槍 以防殺人犯出來攻擊時 老闆:蝦仁飯來啦!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 175.182.72.78 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1401466647.A.C98.html
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莫名地笑了= =+
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……你明天可以去點一份
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有笑有推
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好可愛www
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好久沒吃 有點懷念欸
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蝦仁飯是什麼？ 蝦仁炒飯還是炸蝦飯啊
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好 屌
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宵夜文，可惡
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可愛XDDDDD
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害我看得這麼認真XD
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哪裡來的香港人害我半夜笑的跟白癡一樣啦
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廣東腔好可愛XDDD
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消夜文!!!
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靠杯喔 餓了*.*
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怎麼不爭氣的.....
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靠杯 消夜文XD
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餓了可惡
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餓了啦吼
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宵夜文!!!!
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靠盃歐XDD 害我餓了啦
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竟然把警察掏出手槍看錯 真有你的
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警察一開始應該是要用問句吧 老闆 有殺人犯嗎?
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笑了
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清流
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警察問說有沒有嫌疑犯 鹹魚飯來了
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樓上XDDD
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爛到笑
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好可愛XDDD 餓了啦!!
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hahaha
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嫌疑犯XDDDDD
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超餓的QAQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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XD
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有點餓XDDDDD
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餓了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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原來是港仔來的～～
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XD
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你不錯
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有畫面給推 這部應該是郭富城演的
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香港人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有點可愛
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哈哈哈 可惡 中午想吃蝦仁飯
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我覺得那個老闆好可愛XD
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XXD
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莫名其妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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餓了 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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肚子餓餓
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就可回來了!!!(跪
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XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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櫻花蝦炒飯 imgur.com/BYXU0Gy.jpg
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噓
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呵呵
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清流阿XDD
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所以殺人犯有抓到嗎..
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台北吃的到嗎 可惡想吃
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XD
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XD
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警：我在找強暴犯　　　老闆：腸煲飯來啦!!!
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差這麼多....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD清流
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD 有梗!!
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餓了 怒噓
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....
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XD
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哪裡好笑？
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鹹魚飯 蝦仁飯 腸煲飯...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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看看這時間 該吃宵夜了
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噓
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表達能力待加強
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XD
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推 瞎人犯好吃
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XD
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有笑到
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用郭富城的口音念出來超像的阿!!
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我好想吃蝦仁飯
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噓
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不好洨Y
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我看成殺人屌
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笑炸了XDDDDDD
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