Re: [1萬p] 第三屆讚美馬英九徵文比賽
馬茸先生傳
先生不知何許人也,父親為馬鶴凌。耳裡長鹿茸,因以為號焉。
厚顏無恥,偷特別費。好游泳,默哀倒數,每有批評,便謝謝指教。
性嗜刀,怕曝,不能常得。小刀知其如此,或至官邸而會之。
親中舔共,期在定位,武力驅離,曾不留情施暴 。卅秒服貿,利大於弊;油電雙漲,黨紀治國。——晏如也。常與生提問,何不食倍? 黨證綠卡,以此橫行。
嗤曰:假髮邱液有言:「吾查之於詳細,案上乃香蕉也。」譏其言,反斥重要乎?正元驅車,以民為靶。習近平之走狗!六八九之光榮!
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