Fw: [爆卦] 立法院的損失比想像中嚴重
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作者: hsnu114444 (littleq0903) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 立法院的損失比想像中嚴重
時間: Fri Mar 21 01:32:05 2014
「立法院修復需一億！」
沒想到造成的損失這麼嚴重，等等，我想起了一個故事：
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一伙搶匪在搶劫銀行時說了一句至理名言：「通通不許動，錢是國家的，命是自己的！」
大家都一聲不吭躺倒。劫匪望了一眼躺在桌上四肢朝天的出納小姐，說：
「拜託，請你躺文明些！這是搶劫，又不是強姦！」
出納小姐說︰「習慣了，一聽趴下，我都是這麼躺的。」
劫匪回去後，其中一個新來的碩士搶匪說，老大，我們趕快數一下搶了多少，
那老搶匪（小學程度）說：「你傻啊？這麼多，你要數到什麼時候啊？
今天晚上看新聞不就知道了嗎。」（這就叫工作經驗，這年頭工作經驗比學歷更重要！）
結果，第二天新聞聯播報道銀行被搶了一億，劫匪數來數去只有兩千萬。
老大罵道：「媽的，老子拼了一條命才搶了兩千萬，銀行行長動動手指頭就賺了八千萬，
看來這年頭還是要讀書啊！」
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我想立院的損失大概是兩千萬左右吧。
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其實我剛剛不知道該去笑話版還是在這裏發，後來想想好像這輩子還沒在八卦版發過
什麼文，就來了XD
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