[趣事] 公德換算表
http://www.godsdirectcontact.org.tw/ch/news/208/nk_28.htm
仔細看看後覺得滿有笑點的
大抵上呢,就是做他認為的好事會增加功德,做壞事會減功德
然後我發現 裡面cp值最高的職業 可能是開妓院...
開妓院低消居然一年只要扣50萬點!!??
50萬點是怎麼樣一個概念呢?
做日光浴(+10萬點/hr) 5個小時 (cp值超高 建議大家沒事就去做日光浴)
煮飯給別人吃(+40點/1次) 12500次 (千萬別讓我媽知道...這cp之低落)
說別人壞話(-500點/1次) 1000次 (這個好像還能接受)
談論天氣(-200點/1次) 2500次 (我寧願說別人壞話...)
中午時去種田(+200萬/hr) 15分鐘 (cp值也很高)
耕種一英畝有機農田(+3萬點∕年) 200個月 (cp值超低 難怪有機農業搞不起來)
開一間服飾店(+2萬點∕年) 25年 (夜市擺地攤不知道算不算)
當漁夫(-3億∕年) 14.6小時 (不能!不能!不能當漁夫啊!!!)
當太空人(+20萬點∕年) 2.5年 (這個cp值有點低啊)
販賣人口(-60萬∕年) 1.2年 (ㄟㄟ 不是算人頭喔?)
賣菸(-1億∕年) 1.825天 (幹!早知道我就去販賣人口)
賣毒(-2億/年) 21.9小時 (至少比賣菸划算)
替明師清掃房子(+2萬點∕年) 25年 (這樣誰要去幫你掃房子啊!!)
替明師洗衣服(+5,000點∕年) 100年 (同上)
還有很多很有趣的項目,就請大家自己發掘了
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