[kuso] 試由 F=ma 推論牛頓終生單身

看板joke作者 (台中李奧納多皮卡丘)時間10年前 (2013/11/01 16:20), 編輯推噓48(49推 1噓 32→)
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【牛頓 Isaac Newton】 提出地心引力、以及一堆有的沒的物理定理，後世也推出牛頓牌沙茶醬紀念；然而 牛頓終其一生都是單身。試由他所提出物理第二定律 F=ma 推論其一生都是單身。 【證明】 Fuck = masturbating alone 故得證# -- ●` ˊ● ▲ ● ▲ Belleaya 極短篇小說創作 ㄟ_▲_ㄏ www.facebook.com/belleaya.pixnet.net belleaya ▲▊ http://www.facebook.com/belleaya.pixnet.net ▲ http://www.facebook.com/belleaya.pixnet.net ▲ ▼ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.113.75.102
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11/01 16:22, , 1F
我有笑
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11/01 16:23, , 2F
That's the definition of masturbating, dude......
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11/01 16:23, , 3F
If you're not doing it alone,
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11/01 16:24, , 4F
then you're not masturbating. WTF did I just say?!
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11/01 16:24, , 5F
XDDDDDDDD
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11/01 16:25, , 6F
Oh btw, if you're able to clone yourself then fuck
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your own clone, does this considered masturbate?!
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11/01 16:26, , 8F
:OhGodWhy.jpg:
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11/01 16:26, , 9F
如果鳴人用影分身+變身術 這樣算不算呀~~
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11/01 16:26, , 10F
樓上好色龍
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11/01 16:27, , 11F
等等，我記得根本有那種題材的本子耶XDDDDD
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11/01 16:28, , 12F
female=mama
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11/01 16:28, , 13F
clone yourself then fuck your own clone=fuck yourself
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11/01 16:28, , 14F
......go fuck yourself, if you know what I mean.
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11/01 16:30, , 15F
very funny~haha
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11/01 16:32, , 16F
===============以下開團報名複製人=================
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11/01 16:35, , 17F
樓上應該先複製蛋蛋
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11/01 16:36, , 18F
沒辦法 沒有的東西要怎麼複製
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11/01 16:44, , 19F
有笑
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11/01 16:50, , 20F
已笑
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11/01 16:53, , 21F
fuck=Ma_____
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carena
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噓
11/01 16:55, , 23F
OP
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11/01 16:56, , 24F
是的 有Fuck your self的本子 性轉後...
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11/01 16:56, , 25F
果然專業
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11/01 16:59, , 26F
不懂
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11/01 17:05, , 27F
when i say go screw yourself i dont...whatever
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11/01 17:06, , 28F
well fuck you I'm a screwdriver.
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11/01 17:07, , 29F
I can screw whatever I want.
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11/01 17:07, , 30F
幾夜大黑堂
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11/01 17:07, , 31F
感謝好色龍大大的提示(鞠躬)
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11/01 17:11, , 32F
幾夜大黑堂...前天才看到他的本子，劇情太虐了啊.....
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11/01 17:11, , 33F
XD
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11/01 17:23, , 35F
好色龍突破盲點了啊啊啊
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11/01 17:26, , 36F
我看不懂(遮眼)
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11/01 17:33, , 37F
阿鬼 你還是說中文吧
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11/01 17:34, , 38F
煩死了好色龍的 meme 好像看得到啊wwww
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11/01 17:49, , 39F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/01 17:57, , 40F
我看得懂(掩面
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11/01 18:08, , 41F
真的還好
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11/01 18:15, , 42F
這篇推文到底在蔥三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/01 18:18, , 43F
So...fuck yourself... you mean everyone turn into gay..
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11/01 18:23, , 44F
-..-
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11/01 18:37, , 45F
牛頓半夜要去找你了
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11/01 18:38, , 46F
Go fuck urself...wait, don't actually do that bro...
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11/01 18:38, , 47F
if you start doing yoga, get all flexible, you bend
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11/01 18:39, , 48F
over and start sucking your own dick, does that
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11/01 18:39, , 49F
constitute masturbation? or is that regular BJ?
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11/01 18:43, , 50F
Definitely NOT regular BJ...
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11/01 18:45, , 51F
What the FUCK did I just read?
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11/01 18:46, , 52F
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11/01 18:46, , 53F
之前就看過了
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11/01 18:55, , 54F
The cycle of life and death continues.
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11/01 19:15, , 55F
樓上的推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/01 19:20, , 56F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
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11/01 19:22, , 57F
Oreder,Entrophy,a never ending cycle.
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11/01 19:23, , 58F
狗頭賣來亂
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11/01 19:24, , 59F
在這裡擺一個象徵自己含自己的圖片XDDDDDDDDDD
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11/01 19:34, , 60F
http://ppt.cc/sbfX 你點的圖來了
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11/01 19:55, , 61F
哈哈 多謝好色龍
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11/01 20:11, , 62F
好色龍跟推文比較好笑XDDD狗頭別亂去農你的Q
11/01 20:11, 62F
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11/01 20:19, , 63F
JOKE版越來越病了.......................
11/01 20:19, 63F
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11/01 20:20, , 64F
不，因為這篇文章是小愛的，所以還好而已。
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11/01 20:20, , 65F
(我這樣會不會被打......)
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11/01 20:35, , 66F
.....................(無語ing)
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11/01 20:45, , 67F
joke ≒ AC_In because HornyDragon & belleaya
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11/01 21:12, , 68F
XD
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11/01 21:18, , 69F
Sir HornyDragon saved this post, haha
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11/01 21:59, , 70F
how do you turn this on
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11/01 22:32, , 71F
Contradiction,masturbating alone is not Fuck.
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11/01 22:37, , 72F
May 2 guys masturbate together?
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11/01 23:13, , 73F
What if a group of guys whatching pron and enjoy
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11/01 23:13, , 74F
theirself, is that count?
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11/02 00:51, , 75F
不錯…
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11/02 01:29, , 76F
看到狗頭瞬間噴笑www
11/02 01:29, 76F
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11/02 01:31, , 77F
用wiki查這個單字，結果旁邊有86種語言XDDDDD
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11/02 01:41, , 78F
真的要謝謝龍大XDDDDDDDDD 推文好多好好笑幹
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11/02 06:59, , 79F
XDDDDD
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11/02 18:33, , 80F
We will live, they will die.
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11/04 10:50, , 81F
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11/05 18:02, , 82F
欲求反證
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