[笑話] 甄環買煎餅

看板joke作者 (小賀)時間10年前 (2013/10/16 11:13), 編輯推噓77(1416414)
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「甄嬛去路邊買煎餅。 甄嬛:“阿姨,這碎碎的一抹青翠,好似亂墜了丫頭的眼,平攤於日下,甚是沁人心脾。提神醒腦可是極好的!若忍心炙烤煎熬,蔫萎而焦灼,豈不辜負了?” 阿姨:“說人話!” 甄嬛:“煎餅不要放蔥!”」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 106.107.12.174

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XDDDDD
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XDDDDD 整個戳中笑點
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XDDDD
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跟"刪華妃"有異曲同工之妙
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有好笑到
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清流XD
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XD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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都可以當歌詞了
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還不錯
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戳到笑點
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XDDDD
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XD
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煩死了 XDDDD 跟黑皮鞋的推文異曲同工XDDDDD
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說人話XDDDDD
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XD
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超有畫面!!! 偷問黑皮鞋是啥@@?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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xddd
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哈哈…笑了
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19168 黑皮鞋
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哈哈…
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XDD
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這比黑皮鞋推文好100倍了
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哈哈哈哈哈
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幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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不錯
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超強
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XDXDXDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好有氣質阿
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XDDDD
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XDD原po國文系
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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靠,超好笑XDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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這不是大陸人的簽名檔嗎QQ
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還有 140 則推文
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完整版
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...
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好啦 有笑有推
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丞相 起風惹
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X
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為何配音很像
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完整版
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..
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抄的噓回來
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還好沒有先推 話說楊冪配音好像 根本真人
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丞相
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kerker
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lag
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智障哈哈哈
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這個真的害我上班笑出來了
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不是自創要註明
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..
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還不補出處
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抄的 噓
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NOT BAD!
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噓回來
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笑慘
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先改吧
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以後說笑話要註明出處嗎?
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盜版給噓
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盜版但有笑給箭頭
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註明出處推文就會是
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噓 支那笑話 噓 他國事物 噓 恭喜兩岸無縫接軌
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噓 每天罵中國山寨 結果自己反而山寨別人
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呵呵 被抓包
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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QQ
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噓山寨
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XD
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XDDDDDDD
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一群人跟風補噓真好笑
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太好笑了 XDD
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