Re: [笑話] 有一天,我點了素食便當
有一天
我點了一個素食便當
送上來的時候
發現有一塊肉丸
我問老闆說:這素食便當怎麼有顆肉丸
老闆:這顆肉丸是素的,你放心吃吧
我不疑有他,吃掉之後,才覺得吃起來真的很像肉。
於是我問老闆:這顆肉丸是怎麼作的? 怎麼吃起來這麼像真肉?
老闆:這是真肉啊!只是沒有傷害生命。
我:什麼!?難道是傳說中用培養皿中出來的肉嗎?
老闆:沒那麼好啦,這顆是我得睪丸癌的時候切下來的。
我當場作勢準備要吐。
老闆:人客,你搞錯了,我是說我做這顆肉丸的時候剛好得了睪丸癌。
我:呼~,老闆你別嚇人,那這顆肉丸到底是用什麼作的?
老闆:得睪丸癌時順便割下來的痔瘡。
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