Re: [笑話] 有一天,我點了素食便當

看板joke作者 (jodaway)時間10年前 (2013/10/14 01:48), 編輯推噓36(713513)
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有一天 我點了一個素食便當 送上來的時候 發現有一塊肉丸 我問老闆說:這素食便當怎麼有顆肉丸 老闆:這顆肉丸是素的,你放心吃吧 我不疑有他,吃掉之後,才覺得吃起來真的很像肉。 於是我問老闆:這顆肉丸是怎麼作的? 怎麼吃起來這麼像真肉? 老闆:這是真肉啊!只是沒有傷害生命。 我:什麼!?難道是傳說中用培養皿中出來的肉嗎? 老闆:沒那麼好啦,這顆是我得睪丸癌的時候切下來的。 我當場作勢準備要吐。 老闆:人客,你搞錯了,我是說我做這顆肉丸的時候剛好得了睪丸癌。 我:呼~,老闆你別嚇人,那這顆肉丸到底是用什麼作的? 老闆:得睪丸癌時順便割下來的痔瘡。 完 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.193.93.92

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我正在喝貢丸湯......
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嘴角有抽動
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超噁der
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看了這篇害我去GOOGLE看看痔瘡.
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宵夜文....
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...起承轉合 還不錯 超噁
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午餐都到嘴邊了..
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還不錯笑
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什麼東東阿XDD
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幹XD
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那為什麼是素的?
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因為老闆還活著吧
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不是速食便當嗎?
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超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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發錯時間點了拉XDD
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噁XDD
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還好我沒在吃東西 不過這篇應該會被吃早餐的噓
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有深度
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GJ
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD joke回來了
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幹 痔瘡應該是獅子頭
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噁死了XD
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.....三小
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幹你娘好久沒看到這種鬼東西XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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==3== 吃早餐啦!! 沒營養!!!
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XD
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幹真的好噁心
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早餐都到嘴邊了,你給我看這個
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XDDDDD
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這起承轉合XDDD 超展開啊XDDDD!!!!!
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你真的好噁心
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這... 請吃消痔丸
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XD
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我需要這種文~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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哪好笑==
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?
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超低級 哪裡好笑
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還有 40 則推文
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好煩阿XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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低級
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噓的人得睪丸癌痔瘡脫出
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想吐
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好笑嗎?????
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.....??
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一點都不好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我要吐了
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原PO你是天才XDDDD
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這真的太白目了 白目到笑了XDD
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費雯
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XD
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??
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..
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沒笑
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靠北 害我笑出聲
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推的人是?
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幹我笑了超廢
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....
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費文旦是好笑
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U笑U推
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有校友推WWW
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幹...笑番了
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...
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這有啥好笑0.0
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不錯 可是很噁心!
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無聊
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哩金胎哥
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很噁心...
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不好笑
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無聊 髒
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難笑
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