Re: [問卦] 有沒有陳平偉和新女友的八卦?
Q: 不要啦,人家今天那個來。
A:「妳這要檢視,因為這裡面有異味。」
Q: 為什麼要脫人家胸罩?
A:「嘿啊,要清陰道一定要先脫胸罩。」
「因為妳肩帶有龜裂。」
Q: 人家真的不要啦,而且保險套碰到油性潤滑液會破掉啦!
A:「我潤滑液攏抹好啊妳現在跟我說這樣?」
「這破掉的,我負責。」
Q: 不要啦!!
A:「妳在大聲什麼啦!妳咧大聲啥啦!」
「妳現在是當作我起丘攏王八蛋就對了。」
「你現在是不是把我裝肖仔?是不是啦?」
「如果今天我不對,我賠不是,我交往,我坦蕩蕩。」
「有交往過的都知道我的作法,我的做人。」
「妳不用講啦,妳有什麼不滿都沒關係。」
Q: 幫你口交可以了吧?
A:「不要 餵 精液啦。」
(台語)
「我算妳比較優待。」
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