[笑話] 猩猩逃離動物園

看板joke作者 (小黑)時間16年前 (2007/10/12 22:09), 編輯推噓141(141推 0噓 13→)
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我同學和我說的 OP見諒 ============================================================= 有一天 某個位於市中心的動物園 有隻猩猩逃了出去 警察趕緊拿著手銬手槍 牽著警犬出去尋找 發現猩猩之後 警察追了他一段時間 結果猩猩爬到樹上 於是警察把手槍和手銬交給一位路人交代他 "等等我爬上去把猩猩用下來 牠一下來警犬就會咬住牠的蛋蛋 你就趕快用手銬把他銬起來" 路人很納悶的問警察 "那你給我警槍幹嘛?" "如果等等掉下來的是我 麻煩你把那隻警犬斃了" -- 天天開心天天開心~~ 天天笑嘎整下埔~~~ 溫挨笑虧係整倉庫~~~ http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ruru2389 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.117.83.226
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嘴角..
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XD
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哈 哈 哈
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想到畫面會不舒服...
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哈哈哈 而且要快才行！
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哈 哈 哈 哈
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哈哈哈
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不蘇湖
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口合口合口合XDDDDDDDD
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挺有趣的XD
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狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDD
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蠻好笑的啊XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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沒笑 但念在你有創意 夠噱頭 再推一個吧
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XD
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還蠻像老外笑話的XDD
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XD
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>W<
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狂笑~~~
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有笑.推一個
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我第一頁看到蛋蛋就先笑了
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XDDD 好笑
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說到蛋蛋....好想念洨蛋殼Q_0
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看兩次才懂~我反應好像有點慢...
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XD
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還不錯XD
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樓上張爸
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好好笑..
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樓上張爸
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XD
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靠 我好久沒用張爸這個梗了
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GOOD
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XD
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還有 76 則推文
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爆拉～
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爆!
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嘴角抖了一下
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@_@
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我看成拿著手尻手槍
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北七喔 哈
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......爽報前幾天的「哇哈哈」
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讚
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XD
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XDD
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XDDDDDDD OP我笑了
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good~
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這才叫笑話嘛～
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好笑好笑 哈
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XDDD
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有一股蛋蛋的哀傷
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XDDDDDD不錯笑
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為什麼我六歲就在黃色網站看過了@@？
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科科
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哈哈Y
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XD
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OP
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XD 蛋蛋的哀傷...
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XDDDDDDDDd
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XDDDDDd
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有笑有推..XD
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我西斯了嗎?!為啥看成手"尻"手槍= =|||
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笑的好痛苦
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這個好笑~
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讚
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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