[漢字對話] 象虎篇
象:「愛」跑到大陸去後,發生了不幸,你聽說過了嗎?
虎:喔我聽說過了,好像是心臟整個被挖掉了。
象:嗯是啊,真可憐!
虎:這沒有什麼吧!我聽說「廠」更可憐。
象:怎麼說?
虎:他整個下半身及內臟都被挖掉了~
象:天啊!怎麼會這麼悲慘?
虎:是啊,順便請教你一個問題。
象:請說。
虎:你為甚麼一直用後腳跟站著?你不累嗎?
象:你管我,你還不是尾巴一直放在地板上拖!
虎:痾...好吧!辯不過你。那一天我看到一個人,他長得跟你好像。
象:誰啊?你該不會是說用後腳跟站還要人扶著的「像」吧!
虎:不是啦!是個老外,也因為他總是是四隻腳著地,所以我才會問你剛剛
那個問題。
象:嗯?我不知道是誰耶?願聞其詳。
虎:嗯,他叫做「PTT」。
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