[XD] 七步成詩

看板joke作者 (風隨行)時間17年前 (2007/08/20 12:30), 編輯推噓49(49011)
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三國時代魏國曹植才氣縱橫,卻也引來其兄曹丕嫉妒,欲除之而後快 一天,曹丕將曹植召至殿上 曹丕︰素聞曹植才高八斗,現限你在七步之內寫出一首詩 若不成便將你重重治罪 曹植︰......哈哈哈哈哈.. 曹丕︰你笑屁啊,再笑就斬了你!! 曹植︰...... ...大不了不笑不走路 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.217.244.188

08/20 12:35, , 1F
這不是含笑半步癲嗎
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08/20 12:38, , 2F
天下第一奇毒哪輪到你一日喪命散
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08/20 12:37, , 3F
唉呦
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08/20 12:39, , 4F
e04 我的嘴角崩愧了
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08/20 12:43, , 5F
這不是含笑半步癲嗎
08/20 12:43, 5F

08/20 12:49, , 6F
我們唐家的含笑半步癲顧名思義就是不能面帶微笑也不能走
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08/20 12:50, , 7F
半步路 否則會全身經脈逆流 血管爆炸而死
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08/20 13:02, , 8F
實在是居家旅行、殺人滅口、必備良藥?
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08/20 13:40, , 9F
那麼 請問哪裡買的到呢
08/20 13:40, 9F

08/20 13:43, , 10F
全身指定藥房都有得買
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08/20 14:04, , 11F
ㄟˊ...我這裡剛好有一粒
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08/20 14:43, , 12F
我狂笑... 經典!
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08/20 14:45, , 13F
你以為我不敢嗑阿
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08/20 14:51, , 14F
本是同根生
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08/20 15:30, , 15F
我就賭你不敢嗑 嗑呀
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08/20 15:34, , 16F
XD
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08/20 15:36, , 17F
嗑!!? 哈哈 你以為我老糊塗了阿
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08/20 16:03, , 18F
哈哈哈哈哈哈!XD
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08/20 16:12, , 19F
進去吧! 你不糊塗 只是笨了點
08/20 16:12, 19F

08/20 16:13, , 20F
我笑了
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08/20 16:24, , 21F
Xd
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08/20 16:32, , 22F
甜甜的還很好吃 可以殺人於無形
08/20 16:32, 22F

08/20 16:48, , 23F
XD
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08/20 17:05, , 24F
非常有笑點
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08/20 17:36, , 25F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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08/20 17:38, , 26F
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/20 17:47, , 27F
不笑不走路還不是死路一條= =
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08/20 18:17, , 28F
唉呀!(跌倒)
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08/20 18:51, , 29F
我的嘴角不小心滑了一下
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08/20 18:52, , 30F
嘴角不爭氣的上揚了
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08/20 18:58, , 31F
大不了不笑不走路
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08/20 19:19, , 32F
那哪裡才買的到?!!!!!!!!!
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08/20 19:33, , 33F
這位仁兄真幸運. 我身上剛好有一粒
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08/20 19:53, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/20 20:25, , 35F
是由蜂蜜、川貝、桔梗、加上那天山雪蓮配置而成
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08/20 20:34, , 36F
XD
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08/20 21:20, , 37F
嘴角崩潰哩 <(# ̄皿 ̄)σ
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08/20 21:40, , 38F
XDDD
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08/20 22:15, , 39F
哈哈有戳中我笑點 曹植:可惡的曹丕害我跳了兩天(拍桌)
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08/20 22:35, , 40F
哈哈 這種笑話俺也能笑
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08/21 00:03, , 41F
XDDDDDDd
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II33:轉錄至看板 NTPU-STAT95 08/21 01:05

08/21 02:23, , 42F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/21 02:28, , 43F
笑了XD
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andybbcx:轉錄至看板 cksh85th310 08/21 02:28

08/21 02:37, , 44F
不但毒性猛烈 味道還很好吃!
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08/21 03:11, , 45F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/21 09:29, , 46F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 端邀端邀端邀 碰 哎呀~~~!
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08/21 12:23, , 48F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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08/21 12:44, , 49F
GOOD
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08/21 15:34, , 50F
被百步蛇咬到不要走路就不會毒死了
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08/21 22:03, , 51F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/21 23:31, , 52F
XDDDD 沒想到這梗還能用在這~~
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08/21 23:41, , 53F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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miniwinifred:轉錄至看板 NTUAC95 08/21 23:42

08/22 14:33, , 54F
清流...有笑到....XD
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08/22 16:11, , 55F
...... 0
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08/23 13:59, , 56F
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08/23 16:34, , 57F
XD
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kaighyns:轉錄至看板 KS94-313 08/28 19:43

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XDDD
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感激>///////////////<
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12/28 01:33, , 60F
haha
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