[耍冷] 性愛問題

看板joke作者 (正宗御宅族)時間17年前 (2007/08/12 20:57), 編輯推噓203(203推 0噓 7→)
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美美是一個性生活不美滿的家庭主婦，因為她的老公總是對做愛興趣缺缺， 有時竟然做到一半還會睡著..... 美美為此煩心許久，於是去請教她的姊妹淘， 她的好朋友阿英就跟她說:「可能是妳太乖了，不夠狂野，所以他才會提不起興致， 下次你試著主動一點，並且用一些言語上的挑逗去刺激他，這樣或許就會改善了。」 美美覺得這很有道理，於是隔天晚上，她與老公要辦那檔事的時候，她就主動脫光衣服， 跨坐在老公身上。做到一半的時候，她發現老公還是跟平常一樣沒啥興致，甚至又快 睡著了，美美一急之下大聲呻吟:「嗯~~嗯~~好爽!! 我快到了.....快到了~~!!」 只聽到他老公說.......... 到了叫我......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.17.21
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08/12 21:00, , 1F
我嘴角動了一下 科科
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給他喝蠻牛。
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生意難作心理累 生意好時身體累
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男人真命苦
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好笑 到了叫我!!!
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蠻牛在哪邊....
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還ok呀 XDD
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原來是蠻牛阿XD
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推一個啊XD
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評語:應用能力佳，再接再厲
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有笑有推
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不怕不怕啦
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嘴角輕微的上揚
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我笑了。。。
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哈哈
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哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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喝了再上?!!
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XD
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嘴角有輕微上揚
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小聲點 會吵到鄰居
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我笑了XDDD
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還滿好笑的，如果台灣A片工業夠發達，搞不好有真人版可看
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有笑XDD
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推蠻牛 !!
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XDDDDDD
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XD
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有笑有推XDDDDDDD
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XD
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有笑有推XDD
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XD
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有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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=.=
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XDDDDDDD
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我笑了~~~
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08/13 13:56, , 172F
太棒了 本週最好笑
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XD
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抖抖...
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科科
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我的第一個念頭想到晶晶XD
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這個也滿好洨的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XD
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好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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挺幽默的
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我笑了
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有好笑到!!XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD到了叫我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD他老公不會是那個司機吧 0.0
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XD
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XD
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哈
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XD
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XDDDD
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告we 修ㄍㄧㄡˋ幾勒
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幹！！好殺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑的啦!!!推推推
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好笑耶 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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