[囧rz] 金斧頭銀斧頭銅斧頭

看板joke作者 (背影重疊之時。)時間17年前 (2007/07/22 18:25), 編輯推噓78(78推 0噓 5→)
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小明每天都會河邊砍柴。 有一天，小明和以前一樣到河邊砍柴，結果不小心把斧頭丟到河裡去了， 他傷心的想著:「那是我唯一的斧頭，竟然掉到河裡了。那我以後怎麼生活呀!」 這時，河裡出現了一個人，他帶著金斧頭、銀斧頭和銅斧頭， 並問:「你掉的是哪一個呢?」 老實的小明回答:「銅斧頭。」 河裡的人很欣賞他的誠實，就把金銀雙斧也一併送給了小明當獎勵。 小明的妹妹每天都會上山幫人家刺繡。 有一天，妹妹和以前一樣上山，結果不小心把針丟到河裡去了， 她傷心的想著:「那是我唯一的針，竟然掉到河裡了。那我以後怎麼生活呀!」 這時，河裡出現了一個人，他帶著金針、銀針和銅針， 並問:「你不見的是哪一個呢?」 老實的妹妹回答:「銅針。」 於是，她就被河裡的人撲倒了...... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.19.76 ※ 編輯: akwana 來自: 140.112.19.76 (07/22 18:25) ※ 編輯: akwana 來自: 140.112.19.76 (07/22 18:26)
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原PO在想色色的事情
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鄉民浮出來：銅做的斧頭不能砍樹木
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哀原波的教育
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銅針 童貞 傻傻分不清楚
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因為河神下面是金針
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好計!
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掉童貞應該是幫補洞吧 科科
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河裡的人？...鳩竟...為甚麼河裡會出現個人呢？
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好色>///<
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那隻應該是河童吧
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原PO在想射射的事情......(指)
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原PO好色
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第一次把小明的妹妹就上手
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我笑了~~
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原po你好色>////<
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原po好色 = =
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靠盃 還看了兩三遍才懂 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大笑
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原po有你的....
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河神的是金針菇....
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另一版：你很誠實，這個鍾真就送給你了
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推河裡的人!!
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