[趣事] 破掉的聲音

看板joke作者 (感恩的心感謝有您)時間17年前 (2007/06/29 01:33), 編輯推噓145(145推 0噓 12→)
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　　明天就要結婚的珠珠，擔心地問著媽媽： 　　『怎麼辦？建丁一直以為我還是個處女，明天的洞房夜，他一定會 發現我根本就不是啊！怎麼辦？怎麼辦呢？』 　　媽媽一付好整以暇的樣子說著：『沒關係。這我有經驗，交給媽媽 就對了。』 　　『媽給你一個有金屬扣的小錢包，明晚上床時，你將它放在屁股那 兒，單手握著，當他把寶貝放進你裡頭時，你就把金屬扣扣上。他一定 會問你這是什麼聲音？你就告訴他，這是處女膜破裂的聲音。』 　　洞房花燭夜，珠珠便照著媽媽所說的方法辦理，建丁果然大叫…… 　　『這是什麼聲音？』 　　珠珠故做害羞狀地說：『唉呦，這是人家處女膜破掉的聲音啦～』 　　『什麼？快把你的處女膜打開！它夾住我的寶貝了！唉呀呀呀呀呀，我的寶貝！』 　　珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道：『讓你知道你最美～』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.139.51.203
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我的寶貝寶貝,逗逗你的眉眼~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑　清流
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我笑翻了
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最後是新加入的笑點XDDD
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幹 真靠盃XD
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好！給個推！
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一開始以為OP 沒想到後面那個梗真棒 XD
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張懸聽到了應該會很傷心 = =
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洨了XD
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幹 我剛剛好在聽寶貝 真白爛XDDD
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哎呀 我的寶貝寶貝 鬥鬥你的馬眼
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好笑!!
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清流!!1!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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白爛
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........好白爛XD
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票選史上最白爛...
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後面這句有勁!!
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我的包北包北，給你一點舔舔
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剛好在聽XD
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哈哈哈!!終於看懂了啦!!!!!
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幹！舊瓶新裝！有屌XDDDDD
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這三洨啦!!!XD
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珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道：『讓你知道你最美～』
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後勁很強~~~
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笑不出來...感覺好痛囧
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XD 後勁超強
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幹好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還不錯~大推 笑死我了
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借轉～
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我的小鬼小鬼~ 逗逗你的馬眼~ 幹 金雞掰 哈哈
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淦 好笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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超好笑 不過看的好痛
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