[笑話] 冰蛋蛋

看板joke作者 (玄毛 ￾ )時間20年前 (2005/05/23 20:36), 編輯推噓180(180推 0噓 29→)
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美女甲,乙,丙在一起討論關於男朋友的事 當話題轉到口交時 美女甲說 每次我幫我家小張吹喇叭時 都覺得他的蛋蛋好冰 一點溫度也沒有 美女乙說 我家小李也是欸 她們再問美女丙說 那妳家小陳的蛋蛋呢? 美女丙說 哼 我才不做這麼骯髒的事呢! 美女甲乙就一起大叫 笨女孩 要會幫男人吹才留得住他們的心啊 美女丙猶豫了半天說 我今天回家試試看 隔天........ 美女丙鼻青臉腫地出現在其他兩人的面前 她們吃驚地問 妳是怎麼了 美女丙就恨恨地說 還不都是被那個屎人打的 ............ 昨天我幫他吹完以後明明還一臉很滿足的樣子 結果我告訴他一句話他就動手了 她們急問 妳到底說了什麼呀 美女丙說 我也沒說什麼呀 不過就是................ 你的蛋蛋好溫暖喔 和小張跟小李的冰蛋蛋很不一樣喔.......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.169.160.50
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