[心情] 用一句話惹惱新認識的gay朋友
最近在臉書上很流行這類的活動 (用一句話惹惱XXX大賽)
已經有點到泛濫成災的地步 但大多都蠻有博君一笑的功用
小弟在此不對這類活動褒或貶
但這些活動倒讓我借題發揮的想跟版友來聊聊
相信各位多少有玩過 接客帝啊 小蜜蜂這類的交友app
想問問大家 最讓你受不了的開聊第一句話是什麼呢?
我個人如果看到對方傳來劈頭就問
「你在幹嘛?」
我一定二話不說馬上封鎖
哈囉這位先生你是哪位啊 你又不是我爸我媽我阿嬤
我為什麼要回答你我在幹嘛 是調查局膩= =
這句的殺傷力在我心中比 「哥/弟?」 「角色是?」 「找什麼?」還要威猛上百倍
長得帥或是有大肌/雞 都不比會聊天來得加分啊....
大家覺得呢?
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