[閒聊] 小姐,我真的沒興趣騷擾你
早上的板南線總是擠到令人喘不過氣
能不能找到位置就看各人各自的功夫如何
沒能找到位置的只好跟大家一起分享一個手機螢幕
(就是擠到旁邊的人在滑手機的臉書都一清二楚)
今天不幸運地沒搶到位置
只好跟眾OL擠在車門邊搖啊搖到台北市
總覺得台北捷運早上幾乎車內一半以上都是女生?
剛擠進車廂想找個空間站時,有個OL就投以嫌惡的眼神一直避開
想必是怕被男生騷擾,但空間就這麼窄我也只能站在她旁邊不到幾公分處
反正我對那個OL一點兒興趣也沒有
沿途這位OL一直在專心滑她的螢幕,但時不時惡狠狠回瞪並把手機轉個方向
顯然就是在說「不要盯我的手機!」
但拜託,妳就那麼大方把螢幕正對著包含我在內很多乘客的正前方視線內
反倒是我要忙著避開妳的手機螢幕哩!而且我才沒興趣女生都在滑些什麼
但是捷運搖搖晃晃 幾次差點碰到她的時候眼神就越來越兇到像要殺人
而正當我想把我的手機從牛仔褲口袋挖出來時(本人還沒跟上時代 是舊型小手機)
手跟手肘就差點碰到她
以她的眼光來看可能認為這男的藉機在找手機要騷擾她,於是她直接開口說
先生,請你不要再這麼故意碰我了好嗎?
我很慶幸起碼她沒講出騷擾兩字,但還是很不爽一直被誤會成色狼
就當著全車廂的人面前直接說
不好意思,小姐,我是Gay,我對妳一點興趣都沒有
我相信我耳朵如果沒聽錯,應該有人噗叱笑了出來,
沒錯,與其莫名其妙被當成色狼,我不如就直接在捷運內出櫃了,
只見那小姐面紅耳赤,到站後立刻消失的無影無蹤
唉,真的不是全天下男人看到女人就想騷擾,捷運有出博愛識別貼紙
我看我要不要貼個「我是Gay我不會騷擾女生」貼紙來避免誤會算了~~~
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啊,這樣我就不能騷擾男生了說(喂!
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