[轉錄][閒聊] 第一次看別人打野炮

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: hdr510 (達人) 看板: sex 標題: [閒聊] 第一次看別人打野炮 時間: Thu Jun 16 22:50:18 2005 記得那年我十歲 跟哥哥到後山的一個湖釣魚 走著走著，看到草叢中有一個中年男子 那男的對我們說：小朋友釣魚呀～ 等下叔叔要跟女朋友在這裡打炮不要過來偷看喔～ (哼！擺明是炫耀言) 但是後來還是忍不住當時年幼上進的企圖心，去偷看了Orz 我跟哥哥偷偷的接近案發地點，女主角已經到了，上衣脫了，正在脫褲子 男的不斷用手在按摩他那不爭氣的小老二， 我小聲地問哥哥說，他在幹嘛？哥哥說他雞雞翹不起來，等下會被罵 果然，一碗麵泡好了 他的雞雞都還是比我小，那個女的就開始擺臭臉又脆脆唸 這時我對哥哥真是感到無比的崇拜， 你怎麼知道他會被罵？ 哥哥說：每次媽媽都是因為這樣罵爸爸的 喔......... 後來我跟哥哥就去旁邊釣魚了，兩根釣桿，我顧魚，哥哥顧他們兩個 說好釣三條魚交換顧； 後來哥哥跑來跟我說：起來了、起來了 我說：還沒啦，我只釣了一條 哥哥：不是啦，是他的雞雞翹起來了 我：喔 撥開草叢，果 然他們已經開始在抽插了，但是不到40秒那男的就倒下來休息了 女人又是一頓臭罵，比剛開始的時候還要兇 你個老雞雞！等半天才能搞，搞兩下就沒了，你比旁邊那小孩子還沒用！ 什麼！原來我跟哥哥已經被發現了(可見那個男的真的很遜) 此時哥哥竟然說：要不要幫你們？ 我當時真的嚇到：不要啦，回家會被媽媽罵啦 哥：不會啦，只會被爸爸打 我：為什麼？ 哥：每次爸爸不行的時候，都是我幫媽媽的 後來哥哥一個箭步上前，沒經過別人同意就上了那個女人 一邊搞她一邊把頭轉過來對我說：I am your father -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.137.40.183
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唔.......我看的不是JOKE阿？
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推～豪洨的達人丫！
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今天的豪洨文應該是Ptt發現合版的密技造成的吧？
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XD
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這裡是就可版嗎...Orz
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好笑XD
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這篇強
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靠腰 最後一句真是經典
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兩根釣桿，我顧魚，哥哥顧他們兩個
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這句很棒
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偉哉，豪洨代有人才出啊。
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你哥老了之後也會跟你爸一樣地～
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樓上，他哥和他爸當然一樣
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這個讚！有好笑到
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我洨了
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哈哈哈...好好笑
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還以為到了就可版！嚇我一跳…= =
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我洨了
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