[心得] 宅男載親戚,手一直抓著吊環,覺得不爽
像我之前因為親戚有婚禮在都市
然後吃完喜酒就順便載我幾個遠親回鄉下
我真的覺得很不爽 那個老親戚的老婆(75歲和70歲左右)
就很不相信我的技術
還一直叫我說: 阿達~ 這邊左轉比較快
不然就是:阿達~~ 吼 敲貴阿啦~~(超過了啦)
一上車 就一直緊緊抓著公車的吊環(老太婆抓的)
從上車就抓到下車 就感覺很緊張 很不相信我的技術 我就覺得很不被尊重
算了.....看你這麼老 就原諒你
這種親戚 都感覺年輕人什麼都不會 連開車也不會 都不知道宅男開車最讓人安心嗎
還抓吊環咧? 怯!
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宅男被打槍的流程(100%)
1.煞到全家騎CUXI正妹店員
2.花了2年 每天連續購買 超過500杯咖啡 只為了看正妹店員
3.要電話 約看電影 演唱會 請喝飲料 都被拒絕
4.變成單純陌生客人與店員關係
5.宅男孤單又生氣 拿著咖啡 往國小圍牆砸 還怕被別人看到
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因為那邊風太大了....去那邊 跟當學生時去湯姆熊打賭博電玩輸光生活費一樣感覺
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以我的技術 認識我的上車睡覺都可以了 還抓吊環咧 我從後照鏡偷看很久了
※ 編輯: CAF0612 (61.223.230.30), 05/10/2016 22:59:02
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我這都真實事件 而且文章我很用心打的
而且我是個人經營 不認識其他網友
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豐原沒什麼好玩的 而且停車費要30元 位置又小
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